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Ferrari F40 

One of the most beautiful and exotic cars you could ever purchase. Followed by the F50 which was a travesty. If you ever really wanted a true sports car and didn't just want to impress people, an F40 would be the car you would buy. Sparked a large debate between the superiority of the F40 and Porsche 959. One of the first cars to incorporate to a large extent technology that was in F1 cars. This made the car incredible, but hindered the long term reliability, however, if you could afford the car to begin with you probably don't care about money or writing large checks frequently.
Overpaid Doctor: Ya I really like my Porsche Boxster, it handles so well and looks so cute.
Prominent Attorney: Hey good for you, my Ferrari F40 actually is a legitimate car and doesn't make me look like i am trying to compensate for my small package.
Ferrari F40 by J Dog12 March 27, 2009

Ferrari strategists

The incarnation of people who always drop the ball at the most important moments, think Spurs but for Formula One engineers.

Able to find ways to screw their drivers over, from Fernando Alonso to Sebastian Vettel and now Carlos Sainz and Charles Leclerc.
Ferrari strategists: "Box for Hards"
Leclerc: *goes into the pits*
Ferrari strategists: "STAY OUT! STAY OUT!"
Leclerc: "Fuck! Fuck!"

Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano 

One of the more exciting releases of 2006 is the 599 GTB Fiorano. It replaces the 550/575 Maranello and offers more interior space and power than its predecessors. The engine in this Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano is in the front but because it is behind the front wheels it is actually a mid engine Ferrari. Underneath its purposeful skin, the 599 retains the same V12 engine layout which the 550/575 Maranello line successfully reintroduced, and to make up for its longer chassis, the 599 uses a 6.0-liter engine engineered from the same one found in the Enzo hyper-car that can reach 612 bhp and 8400 rpm! With it, the 599 is the most powerful front engine Ferrari!
fuck yes i got it i got finally got my Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano after a 2 year waiting list boo ya kasha

Ferrari fag 

Someone who, for reasons unbeknownst to those outside of the Ferrari fag clique, displays an incomparable affection for the Ferrari automobile brand by wearing or displaying the most ridiculous of Ferrari-branded products, typically in groups of three or more products at a time so their loyalty is not questioned. Many Ferrari fags do not even own Ferrari automobiles.
(Overheard at a car show) Holy shit, did you see that Ferrari fag? He had the hat, shirt, shorts, socks and even the shoes on.
Ferrari fag by M Schumacher December 20, 2006

Ferrari Enzo 

A limited-production, highly exclusive supercar produced by Ferrari for the 2003 model year. The Enzo features a 650-hp V-12 engine, an F1-inspired exterior styled by Pininfarina, and employs much of the technology developed for Ferrari's F1 cars. The Enzo was sold to the best clients of the company through invitation, and it's original MSRP was approx. $660,000 US dollars (although the present median second-hand price is over $1.1 million dollars). Production was strictly limited to 399 units, officially available in only black, yellow, and red. It's name is an homage to the late, great Enzo Ferrari, legendary founder of Ferrari.
The Ferrari Enzo is the latest in the company's line of limited-edition supercars, including the 288 GTO, the F40, and F50.
Ferrari Enzo by EJL December 13, 2004

Ferrari Enzo 

A 650hp, 2300 pound Supercar, capable of 60mph in 3.3 seconds, it can also cover the 1/4 mile in 11.1 seconds at 135.6mph. It's top speed is 218mph, and only 399 of them were made. It has a Longitudely mounted V12 Engine that produces 493lbs/ft of Torque at 4400rpm. It comes in many colors, contrary to the other definition, and there is said to be at least one unpainted version. The car also has a derivative, called the FXX, and 850hp race monster loosely based off of the Maserati MC12 Racecar.
"Deitrich, where's my Ferrari Enzo!!?"
Ferrari Enzo by Steve-O Neill November 16, 2006