Joao felix is Portugals no11 forward. He is commonly linked with the song ‘The colour violet’ and many of my friends had an odd obsession over him. Please protect your friends from him (warning! The obsession is contagious)
Meri:‘she likes my watch and my drop top and my persona…’
Alice: ‘Are you watching a joao felix edit?!’
Alice: ‘Are you watching a joao felix edit?!’
by BabyLizard66 January 8, 2023
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Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.
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harry under the influence of felix felicis
herione: well, how are u feeling ??
harry: excellent. really ******* excellent im going to hagrids
herione: well, how are u feeling ??
harry: excellent. really ******* excellent im going to hagrids
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Get the Felon mug.A Felix is a great friend. A Felix will always bring a smile to your face when you see them. Their deep voice may not match their pretty faces but that won't matter as they'll be distracting you by doing Orange Justice, a Fortnite dance. A Felix will never fail to show their duality, as Felix can change his voice from super deep to super high in less than a second.
Felix is our best friend!
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Get the Felix mug.It's a individual with horrific odors coming from the five toes (phalanges), the five longer bones (metatarsals) and the midfoot. This causes ones socks to be crunchy and stand up on end without any props with an odor that would kill a score of people if used as a biological weapon.
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