feeding the hermit crab 

a paticularly stinky chore, especially if you haven't cleaned the cage in a while.

dad:get to feeding the hermit crab!
Kid: eeewww is that crab poop? I didnt know crabs pooped....yuck!

feeding the hermit crab by Lei Lei January 11, 2009

feeding his duck 

Giving him a hand-job, jacking him off, manually stimulating him

On their first date, she ended up feeding his duck.

feeding his duck by I<3UrbanDictionary March 10, 2010

Feeding The Crow 

The act of doing nothing to keep yourself healthy or doing things that will bring you closer to death. (you know the crow is on your shoulder, but you feed it instead of fight it)

He's just feeding the crow by over dosing like that.

If you don't take the medicine the doctor gave to you for your heart condition you are feeding the crow.

Feeding The Crow by Trentd_c February 22, 2011

Feeding the tabby

To feed the tabby is to drink milk and then soon after swirl the milky liquid inside of the vagina until thoroughly satisfied. Or one member passes out.
Typically a British euphemism.

"Fucking hell, mate. She fancied me giving her "tabby" 'a' feeding."
"Pal, her fanny's is rotten enough! Weirdly, I could sense she was the kind for Feeding the tabby."
*high five*

Feeding the tabby by glutenfreetoes June 7, 2014

feeding the bears 

getting a traffic ticket

that seat cover is feeding the bears at the chicken coop

feeding the bears by synister43 July 11, 2011

feeding a troll 

When you fail to see someone is trolling and you are like : I am gonna come back at this guy with some logical argument and he's gonna see the errors of his ways and walk away from the situation.

How could you have been so stupid?

Throwing logic at a troll is like throwing a piece of sausage at a tank. Wasted effort. And plus, you lost a sausage. You could have made a moderately yummy sandwich with that sausage and now you have nothing for lunch. Yup. That's what you get from feeding a troll.

feeding a troll by Dunder Ball January 12, 2015

feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

feeding two birds with one scone by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014