by Lip noodle October 3, 2017
Get the Fanny packmug. by PapaPoirier December 9, 2016
Get the fanny packmug. When I couldn't find my teaching notes my first thought was, "Ugh, the fanny pack five struck again".
by anoneomas March 22, 2019
Get the fanny pack fivemug. When a woman with gonorrhea puts her discharge in a diaper and a man uses said diaper as a flesh light for masturbation. Also called a "freak-a-leek 204"
"I went to Kansas City and got a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"
"I heard that Norah gave Jonas a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"
"I heard that Norah gave Jonas a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"
by MrCaptainDr April 23, 2024
Get the Gonorrhea Fanny Packmug. type of bag (usually worn by self centred fuck boys) originally to be worn around your bum and fanny but now commonly worn hanging over your shoulder.
by biglad12345 March 30, 2019
Get the fanny packmug. An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.
So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.
by bitchuck August 31, 2024
Get the fanny packmug.