the Family

1) the group of people responsible for the distribution of ~95% of the LSD in the United States.

2) A group of people one would die for, go to prison for, etc.

I'm going to hook up with the family at a music festival. I need a sheet.

by Acid Head October 4, 2008

family

A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.

I have to go to a family function.

by Guinness 1759 October 2, 2005

family

A dysfunctional group of narcissistic morons hell bent on making you insane.

My family sucks.

by IAmAPenguinGuy October 4, 2013

family

people you love and love you back, not neccessarily blood or biological, but you trust them and they trust you, and they take care of you and you take care of them.

i live with a mom,dad,sister,brother, but my family is you guys(my friends)

by tardcake September 19, 2006

family

A bunch of people who are forced to talk to each other. Half the people want to strangle each other. You often like the pet better than you like the people. The worst part is the dreaded family reunion where you meet family members you didn't even know you had...like the one drug addict or the one member of your family that managed to get into Harvard.

I don't wanna go to this family dinner.

I wanna strangle my brother.

I like my dog much better than I like my siblings

by roux-ga-roux July 30, 2016

family

A word used to force you to do things you don't want to do.

1. So you're going to leave your family just like that?
2. You have to forgive him he's your family, who cares if he shit in your cereal and raped your dog.

Family is overrated.

by Wompa One December 18, 2007

family

group of people who have all been inside the same vagina.

-creation of family-
Dad comes in vagina

Child come out

by julopez November 27, 2011