The Pink Falafel Hat is a sexual maneuver in which your girlfriend takes a raging dump on your head, followed closely by the insertion of your entire cranium (crap included) into her vagina. Vertically.
I knew that she was into scat, but to my surprise, she totally BEGGED me to give her a Pink Falafel Hat!
by Pr1nc355 September 10, 2008

“I thought it was going to be a normal night, but he just stuck his nuts in there. Just the balls.”
“Oh he pulled a Coney Island Falafel”
“Wtf is wrong with you”
“Oh he pulled a Coney Island Falafel”
“Wtf is wrong with you”
by Beef Blaster IV December 13, 2022

by RaulIsCool May 6, 2009

narrator:*and there's a time when you want to say it but can't yet say it*
Robin: ted..
Ted: yeah..
Robin: ..falafel..
Robin: ted..
Ted: yeah..
Robin: ..falafel..
by grgarioushelen987134 August 19, 2022

by TTTTTT June 28, 2014

by grey <3 January 8, 2022

Greta's Falafel is a New England-specific term for malapropism, mentioning a Vermont volleyball player.
by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024
