facestalking

Using facebook.com to stalk people. Not really stalk, stalk used loosely, as in, to look around at people and browse the site. 'stalking' is used because facebook.com has become increasingly reveiling about people, giving almost anyone the ability to stalk anyone else by just browsing the site.

Me: Hey Jane, whats up?
You: Nothin, just facestalking.

by ofarrell30 March 15, 2007

Fakester

A person who thinks pretty much everything is amazing, especially music. Their opinion is usually invalid about things, though if they don't like something then chances are its legitimately bad. They generally wear skinny jeans, black socks, shirts one size bigger than they are, and 90s vans.

"Hey did you listen to the new Foster the People Album? It's amazing!"
"Shut up Brian, you're a fakester your opinion doesn't matter."

by Guybang October 24, 2011

facestat

A website where people can upload pictures of themselves or others to be viewed, judged, and likely degraded by others.

facestat.com is fun, but harsh.

by lmk34 May 13, 2009

Facestalk

To "friend" someone on Facebook whom you haven't seen or talked to in years just to see what they look like, if they've gotten fat, have ugly kids, or otherwise see how their life sucks compared to yours. Also, you have no intention of ever writing on this person's wall or commenting on a status or picture, because you are just there to see what they look like/are doing now. Could also go the other way - they could totally rock and make you feel bad, in which case you will un-friend them.

You: Hey, I got an email from Kimmy from High School the other day.
Me: Really? You guys weren't even friends though, right?
You: Hmmm, I guess not.
Me: Dude, she is totally facestalking you.

by Danizilla January 16, 2010

faketastic

Something that is both fake and fantastic. Generally used in regard to food.

That french toast made with fake eggs and artificial sweetener was faketastic!

by Brian Enos November 6, 2006

faketeen

Disrespect to the gang 18st.

"Those guys at the party were all faketeens"
"Fuck A FakeTeen"

by Trees July 15, 2006

Fakes

Fakes People that pretend that they are so-called "down" with the street life, but can be inexperienced and have broken only minor laws. There are many "fakes" in each race. Most of the "real ones" are currently so deep in the game they can't get out (money too easy and power too addicting) and will soon be either dead or in jail, or if they are lucky then they only end up in a hospital. Other "real ones" will turn their life around for the positive after experiencing the above and they are still lucky enough, free, and alive to tell about it.

Person 1: Look at that guy acting all hard and fronting.
Person 2: Probably one of the fakes. People trying to make good money try not to draw as much attention to themselves since they are already paranoid about the cops and people that might rob them.

Person 1: (I know, huh, he's trying too hard, LAUGHS)

by Digital21 January 7, 2010