Fattering

When something should look flattering on you, but just makes you look fat. Fattering.

Used in a sentence - 'I'm not so sure about those pants... they're kind of fattering.'

Or when you're trying to give a compliment, but don't think it's deserved- 'Wow! Those pants are extremely fattering!'

by jd9d April 6, 2010

Sperm farter

A term used to refer to someone as gay or homosexual, because after having gay sex they would have semen in their asshole and would fart it out. Often used towards straight men as a derogatory comment.

Dude, Ryan is such a sperm farter

by Hansel so hot right now Hansel March 5, 2009

Fasterun

To be "faster than".
Amoung many others this word was also created by the Egyption Prince of Dates and was often related to the speed of his camels.

"Bloody camels, a fish could walk fasterun you"

by 8 stair July 26, 2004

Faternoon

The afternoon following a rather large lunch where food is consumed to the point where one does nothing but sit and stare as they slip into a food coma.

Alternative definition is as a typo of the word afternoonwhile attempting to send an email while driving.

Oh man, I just at two cheesesteaks for lunch, I'm not going to get anything done this faternoon.

by IamThatDad February 4, 2010

farternocker

a name that you can call someone, normaly a loser

Courtney is a huge Farternocker!!

by jim283452053 November 15, 2010

Feeterism

Feeterism- a love for feet and anything to do with feet. Some might feel like they identify as a foot, or they can be sexually attracted to feet. Could be someones kink.

Seth- Hey I heard Lizzie was into feeterism!
Gabe- Yeah it's so hot!
Lizzie- I love feet so much! It's my kink!

by feetqueen November 17, 2017

That which does not fuel us, makes us fatter

Once upon a time there was Glucose,

Our human bodies can burn it or store it.

The End

Hey man, that which does not fuel us, makes us fatter.

Hey man, if it don't fuel you, it makes you fatter.

by UncleTexKash January 10, 2018