A term used to describe seminal fluids left residing on the face of an individual after an act of sexual intercourse or fellatio.
Ex) After an intense session of anal intercourse, Greg proceeded to give Marsha some facial frosting.
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by Dream Ha September 12, 2005
Get the facial frosting mug.The act of sexually humiliating your partner by abusing and degrading her face during rough oral sex by holding her head deep on your genitalia, slapping her face, and talking to her in a degrading manner during the process.
I face fucked my girlfriend's throat until she turned purple, then I covered her face in semen: it was an act of total facial abuse.
by reggie knowles September 25, 2006
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She kept going to the salon and paying for expensive facials, when she knew she could use my Facial Dispenser any time she wanted, free of charge.
by hsquad71 April 1, 2004
Get the Facial Dispenser mug.Similar to: No-shave November, Decembeard, Manuary, and March Stashness... The month is meant to celebrate the wonders of a man (or woman) and their facial hair.
Q: Yo whats up with the facial hair, bro?
A: Ive been keeping it goin since No-shave November, and its Facial Hair February ... get with it.
A: Ive been keeping it goin since No-shave November, and its Facial Hair February ... get with it.
by McKracken72 December 4, 2010
Get the Facial Hair February mug.When your jaw and/or cheeks become sore or cramped. A common side effect of smiling way too much or performing prolonged cunninglus.
Last night I went down on my girlfriend for two hours and today I couldn't chew my breakfast. Worst facial cramps ever, feels like I was in the ring with Mike Tyson.
by SpiceRubbaDubba February 24, 2011
Get the Facial Cramps mug.The rule that states that fascists have mustaches:
(Hitler, Mussolini)
and communists have Beards:
(Marx, Castro, Lenin)
Mao is an exception, because he is Asian and therefore does not need facial hair.
Also known as the FHR
(Hitler, Mussolini)
and communists have Beards:
(Marx, Castro, Lenin)
Mao is an exception, because he is Asian and therefore does not need facial hair.
Also known as the FHR
According to the Facial Hair Rule, your new friend is not a communist as you believe, but is actually striving for fascism!
by Mindbleed June 15, 2008
Get the Facial Hair Rule mug.Sharon: Is that sperm on my nose darling?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?
by erectism January 11, 2008
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