Fump

How come when you think you're going to fart, but you shit, there's a name for that? But when you think your are going to shit, but only fart, what's that called?

It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.

I was hoping for more, but it was a fump. In other words it was a fart that failed in it's mission to push out the shit, because as my mother used to say "the farts push the shit out".

by JeansHighAndTight June 7, 2017

Fump

Something so pointy, you can get injured so badly if you touch it.

"Hey look at that!"
"No, don't touch it! It may be a fump!"

by TheRaccoonMaster July 10, 2016

Fump

Retard

This guy is being a fump

by GrumpyFumpy December 3, 2020

Fump

Retard

Jacob, you're a literal fump. Shut up.

by GrumpyFumpy December 3, 2020

Fump

A legend at Video Games and is a find handsome man.

The best player in this game is Fump

by anonymous June 20, 2021

Fump

to fuck then dump someone used in the future tense

guy 1- “i think im going to Fump my girlfriend bro”
guy 2-“Why!?”
guy 1-“Well i fumped my ex last time and she wasnt as upset abt the break up”

by Plazmu February 1, 2023

Fump

A fat lump preferably found on the rump. Can also be expressed as a way of calling someone dumb or obnoxious.

George was being a fump the other day!
Woah, that's quite a fump you have got there.

by Dinodoodoo11 July 27, 2017