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high functioning

A term used in the case of mental disorders. Someone with a disorder who can conceal his symptoms or participate in society is considered to be high functioning.
Autism in combination with an IQ of 70 or higher is called high functioning autism.

Bill may be a psychopath, but he is capable of managing a job and family without doing seriously harm to anyone - I think he's high functioning.
by justErinn August 2, 2016
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Man Function

Any function that seems manly to a group of testosterone and beer fueled men such as a truck show, car show, boat show, RV show or and such visit to a bass pro shop. It works well with a large group of men, that way it doesnt look like a date
Person 1:Hey did you hear? Jasons organizing a Man Function!
Person 2: Hell Yea! I Love You Guys In A Totally Non Gay Way.
Person 1: Me Too, Now rub Me down with deer scent
by Johnny "The Answer" March 29, 2010
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Blue Funnel

Pseudonym of 1LT Jaclyn Gill of the 94th BSB, 4th Brigade, 10th Mountain Division, Fort Polk, Louisiana. So named because she made some (bad) amateur porn in college and in one video, (after a BAD blowjob), swallows a guy's load through a blue funnel inserted into her mouth, then wipes it out with her hands and licks it from her fingers. She is also a total bitch who is the personification of incompetence, pure evil, and has a busted-looking rotten snatch.
Person 1: "Did you see the video where Jackie drinks the jizz through the blue funnel?"

Person 2: "Yeah, it made me puke so hard, my dog jumped out the window. Blue Funnel's one disgusting bitch."

Person 1: "I'd hit it."

Person 2: "Yeah, with a stick maybe."
by TehMaestro January 14, 2008
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Functioning alcoholic

When one can be drunk every night and still be completely function able the next day
Nate went out every night this week and got totally shit faced. He still got to work the next morning at 8... He's a functioning alcoholic
by Tater tot 5190 June 30, 2014
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Functioning Retard

One who is medically diagnosed as "Mentally Retarded" but manages to function at a normal level. While managing at a normal level that said person does things that would make other believe that he is a dumb-ass, dimwhit, or plaind old retard. See George W. Bush
Everything George W. Bush said during his speeches.

Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.
by CoUnMe April 21, 2010
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Meat Funnel

noun. A vagina, or woman's/gay man's anus during sexual intercourse.
My lawyer, Bill, was so eager to tell me that his secretary Mark has a much tighter meat funnel then his own wife has.
by cyberobotic July 30, 2010
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Vic Fuentes

the lead singer of the amazing band, 'pierce the veil'. he is absoloutley gorgeous and perfect in everyway. he has a lovely voice and can play guitar. he is in a wild affair with kellin quinn. they are madly in love. and they also have 3 ways with jaime preciado.okay
'oh my god did you see pierce the veil at warped tour?!'
'yes oh my god and vic fuentes looked amazing!'
'i got stomped on in a mosh pit and then jaime hugged me!!'
'woah man that's awful but awesome at the same time!!'
'fuck bitches. get money.'
by bewbzs July 26, 2012
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