FTL

Fuck the law

Much hate towards the law.

"He got locked up bro."

"Ftl man. Free my bro"

by Queen.melanie August 29, 2016

The FTL Treatment

Verb. To give an object the FTL treatment would mean to blow it to shreds and steal the shreds to sell for money, or trade them for illicit goods. It doesn't have to be used literally. If something were to be dismantled severely and sold for parts of it's whole, that would also be the FTL treatment.

"Yeah man, they took the football team's jersey's and gave 'em the FTL treatment, now there are number piece inside of football cards."
"Enemy fighters ahead, I guess we'll hafta give them the good ol' FTL treatment!"

by Cam64viper November 28, 2020

FTL

Fuck Then Leave

Hey dude you still dating that girl

Nah dude I just FTL (Fuck Then Leave)

by GloryHoleINC. May 13, 2023

FTL

FTL, or Faster-Than-Light, is a currently theoretical way of space travel which involves either distorting space around a ship or temporarily transitioning into an alternative dimension to achieve speeds faster than the speed of light. The most common type of FTL would be Star Wars' Hyperdrive, which transitions you into a different dimension as you approach the speed of light. Some others are the Shaw-Fujikawa Translight Engine (or the Slipspace Drive) from Halo, Star Trek's Warp Drives and the Alcubierre drive which is currently proposed as the most likely method of FTL

"Hey bro, did you know that NASA just made a functioning FTL drive? They're sending colonists to Kepler 22b!"

by Bokaxet July 30, 2023

ftls

fuck that lame shi

"u tryna come watch the new Barbie movie w me?"

u: "nah ftls 🤣"

by ajjhoee August 20, 2023

FTL

It means Fuck The Law. A defiant meaning to all law enforcement officers and agencies.

Johnny said FTL.

by DeathPrevails77713 October 2, 2023

Ftl

“Forgot to laugh”

*someone makes a bad joke*
“Omg that’s so funny, I ftl”

by Jackal13 October 4, 2023