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Freudian Text

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.
I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing Freudian Text, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!
by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016
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freudian dick

When the guy cums before you do and while he is in pure ectasy of release you punch him in the dick
Greg totally came before I did last night and I totally did a Freudian Dick...Just punched him right in the dick. Didn't even mean to...Just happend!
by Saroochi July 27, 2017
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Freudian Dickslip

A freudian dickslip is when you jizz on or in the wrong place after accidentally slipping out of a person or object during peak orgasm.
Zack, you're a freudian dickslip.

My girlfriend and I are trying to conceive a baby but everytime I am about to come, I have a freudian dickslip and it gets all over the floor.

I just freudian dickslipped all over the ceiling.
by pancifer May 30, 2018
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Freudian click

When you click something automatically because of repressed sexual thoughts.
It was such a Freudian click when Oliver clicked that "cuck porn"-link just now
by freutenstach May 4, 2018
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Freudian autocorrect

A Freudian slip made by inadvertently texting someone what you unconsciously meant, and then saying it was autocorrected text (even when it's super implausible that it autocorrected to that).
/SMS dialogue/
gf: I feel rough af, think i'm getting sick
bf: Take some penis, it'll make you feel better

bf: Echinacea*. Damn Freudian autocorrect.
gf: ahaha. there is no way it autocorrected to that
bf: it Freudian autocorrected
by secretuser420 December 5, 2022
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Freudian slip

A verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion.
when someone tottaly fine walks by and you think "damn, they are hot" ot whatever, and accidentally say it out loud. Freudian slip.
by tawnisue May 19, 2005
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Freudian Fingers

When you type a word or words unintentionally, but the mistake still has (unintended) meaning or appropriateness to the situation.
Actual Freudian Fingers:
I meant to type, "I want to smack him so bad!"
I actually typed, "I want to spank him so bad!"
Or
"Dammit! Boob really messed up this time!" when you meant to type "Bob."
by AnnieB. November 18, 2011
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