The Idaho Walker Family

A large Mormon family that doesn’t understand what birth control is.

Oh my gosh you have seven siblings? Why?
Oh, I’m a Walker.
The Idaho Walker family means they have about 2000 cousins as well as a couple dozen siblings

by The most random person from nw February 18, 2022

Family circus

A comic made by Bil Keane that has an undeniable Christian overtone,and continues to make little to no sense after more than 50 years.

Mother, I didn't understand today's Family Circus!

by Tyler_Driver May 30, 2008

Family Guyed

when you family guyed someone you post a bunch of pictures of family guy pictures

person 1: hey lets go family guyed some furries|
person 2: frick yes i hate furries
person 1: we sure did family guyed those idots

by cunt man 27 April 20, 2020

johnson family jewels

the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the balls on a dick

"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."

--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner

by spiderbesideher September 26, 2009

Family Truckster

Minivan, SUV, wagon etc used for family trips. A humorous and slightly derogatory reference to the horrible looking yet sturdy station wagon from National Lampoons Vacation.

We loaded up the family truckster and headed to Disneyland with grandma the dog and the two kids.

by OMG_name_is_already_used! December 7, 2010

unorganized crime family

A family in which almost every member is guilty of one crime or another, and most or all were caught. A family of incompetent criminals, sad to the point of funniness.

My girlfriend is part of an unorganized crime family. Her dad's had a half dozen DUI's, her uncle is in jail for robbery, her aunt got caught with drugs, her sister got caught shoplifting, her cousin tried to steal a car, and her other cousin tries to write bad checks.

by gingitsune23 January 14, 2011

fake first family

The underlying truth about all of these horrifying plastic poseur weirdos who are currently in the 2019 White House.

These people barely know one another, they are an entirely fake first family, all practically bribed to come aboard.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019