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Grant

Trash scum of a human being should probably drive his stupid purple fake ass Jeep off the Mississippi bridge and do everyone a favor he kinda cute tho
Grant: (pulls up to a stop light)

Anyone: Hey you so cute but you dumb and drive a car made for lesbians

Grant: Floors the gas petal and runs the red light causing a massive cluster fuck of traffic

Everyone: GET THAT BRICK OF A LESBO-MOBILE OUT THA STREET YA WANKER SON OF BITCH

Grant: Fuck you (dabs) YA yeet (drives what’s left of his Toyota FJ of a garbage can into the ocean then swims back to shore)

Everyone: Yay now our eyes don’t hurt

Fish at the bottom of the ocean: Oh damn thats some garbage right there
by CaptinYeet February 17, 2019
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Granted

Genies Inc. word for "Bet"- When someone confirms or seals the deal on something
You going to the game tonight? Granted 😎💯✔️
by Genies December 19, 2018
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Grant

Grant is very sexy good at sports he’s tall but short he’s a lady’s man n has a big d*ck
Person 1: Hey is that grant he sexy
Person 2: I know right did you hear about his dicc

Person 1: yea they say that it’s like 7 inches
by Sexy girl ke ke November 27, 2018
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Grant

Grant is and amazing friend. He is loved by everyone who knows a good person when they see one. He has a great sense of humor. He is great at sports and is very energetic. When your with Grant there will never be a dull moment (unless you too grim then there is normally a long silence). He is also very "wise".
Grant; An amazing friend
by fqgfhe October 18, 2018
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Grant

Grant their eyes blue and makes any girl fall in love with them. Their heartbreakers but there looks are to die for. Grants may appear bad ass but really there sweet and need someone that will love them for who they are in there life. Player alert. They can also seem desperate but they don’t like being alone. Dating tons of girls. But when they find the one they will love them forever. Grants need space( like please bitch) and don’t like clingy girls. I like a Grant. YES BITCH
Jessica :You see Grant he’s so hot

Stacy:I know wonder if he want to have sex with me

Katliyn: I love him for who he’s is he’s a Grant
by Liam Hemsworth March 17, 2019
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Granting

Camping in Call of Duty; the most annoying type of player is a granter.
Friend 1: DUDE!!! I just got killed again!
Friend 2: Yea, that kid was granting!
by rjnman March 21, 2010
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Grant

A man who only gives play and doesn't receive much in return. enjoys to eat out the pussy of a girl.
"Let me pull a Grant on you real quick cutie"
by That Fagggggggggg May 2, 2010
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