five footer

Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.

That car is a five footer.

by Pops Fereal August 2, 2023

Footered

Fingering but with feet

I fingered my girlfriend last night then footered her today

by Kyule September 26, 2020

three hundred footer

A person that looks great from a distance, but looks ugly close up.

Yesterday I came to a crosswalk and let a beautiful woman cross the street, it wasn't till he waved at me that I realized he was a three hundred footer.

by Kahionwiioh April 4, 2016

Raging Footer

Flamboyant / Gay

Used in an office environment where HR can fire you for blatantly calling someone gay you can call them a “Raging Footer” ( HR can’t fire you if they don’t know what it means)
Often used to describe “Barlow’s / Denghis and Creedos”

by Ginger Legend June 30, 2021

Footered

When you get to put all 5 toes in her

Man I footered ol girl last night, you should have seen her face!

She looked over at me and said "I wanna be footered baby"

by ItsMelanieBihh May 9, 2025

footer

to make 18 hole in ones

Tiger Woods just got a footer

by bear 10102020 November 19, 2020

10-footer

A vehicle that looks fine from 10 feet away, but once you get closer you realize how beat up it actually is.

That car ? Yeah that’s a 10-footer. Don’t look at it too much, or the magic will fade away.

by aeskellion February 2, 2024