tin foil hat

alien technology that make people crazy. once removed from head will have a million uses. it often seen on a head of a man/woman who appears insane. again it has a million uses such as heating a potato getting a tan and if turned inside out can cool you down on a hot day

"hey my potato's cold"

"here use my tin foil hat it should heat it up in no time"
"thanks"

by chris cooper alabama April 23, 2010

tin foil

N.
1. Poor mans pipe
2. Poor mans grill
3. A wrapping substance to keep food fresh

Tin foil is commonly used for important stuff... Just kidding...

by Steverpower December 15, 2006

Tin Foil Hat

based on the idea that tin foil protects your brain from being read, this term may also refer to people who embrace paranoid or conspiracy theories. especially used by leftists when referring to far leftists.

Did you see the Tin Foil Hat ranting about aliens controlling the media? His conspiracy theories made the rest of us look like nuts!

by Jennifer Lizak January 3, 2009

Tin Foil Conservative

A Paranoid Conservative who unlike mainstream conservatives buys into one or all of the conspiracy theory's that pop up on the Extreme Right and far-right
Conspiracy theories that somehow make their way into the edges of the mainstream.

example

The War on Christmas
Bither Conspiracy (Obama is not a legal citizen conspiracy)
New World Order Conspiracy
Fema Concentration Camp Conspiracy
Clinton Body Count Conspiracy
Jewish 9/11 Conspiracy
Global Warming is a Fraud Conspiracy
ect...

Don't listen to the guy spewing stories about a New World Order, He's just a Tin Foil Conservative

by Truth_Out September 7, 2009

dark foil

Aluminum foil (+unknown chemical agents/possibly polyethylene) misused for the unintended purpose of vaporizing chemical agents. Often heated beyond capacity, resulting in scorching its surface. Commonly utilized for the consumption of opiates. An indication of desperation, as opiates are intended for medical purposes, not abuse.

Trace remnants of oxycontin was identified after analysis of the dark foil.

by viol January 25, 2016

Loyal to the foil

Someone that exclusively smokes their drug of choice on aluminum foil

“Man you won’t catch that Shelly girl smokin a bong or a pipe - She is loyal to the foil!”

by MollyRust June 13, 2023

Aluminum Foil Day

A day that takes place on May 13, every year. People around the world don they're armor, and swords.

Loser trying to be cool- "Why are you wearing Aluminum foil? Paranoid much?"
Me - "Uh, your a Nubcake , its Aluminum Foil Day

by KUNZE May 13, 2008