blank flank

Someone who doesn't have anything that they are good at. Otherwise known as talentless.

Jeffery: Dang it, I got a F on my math test
Peter: Pfftt.....blank flank....
Jeffery: The fuck you say to me nigga?

by PeanutbutterPenis November 20, 2013

Flanking the mango

A clean, fun, descriptive alternative to masturbate. Can be performed on one's self, or to a partner. So you could flank your own mango (this sounds the best: "flankin' my mango"), or flank someone else's mango. Plus, it works for both women and men, because "mango" can be seen as either male or female parts.

I came home last night and found my roommate flanking his mango in the living room. Then my ladyfriend and I went upstairs, and I flanked her mango.

by kables June 9, 2005

Flank Wanker

Derived from the negative aspect of the "Radical Flank Effect", Flank Wankers are those who discredit their sociopolitical cause by being generally loud, obnoxious, and closed to discussion. Flank Wankers demean the cause by offending the general public and making it difficult for moderates to associate with the movement they represent.

"Man, #blacklivesmatter was going super strong till those Flank Wankers interrupted the Bernie Sanders rally up in Seattle."

by UND3AD_ELMO November 21, 2016

[anal flank]

1. A surprising gay comment.

2. Victory, (used as "raping").

3. A seemingly straight gay coming out.

4. Prison abuse.

1. A: I just wanna see what it looks like!
B: Woah, anal flank

2. We just anal flanked them

3. A: Did you hear about Bryan?
B: Ya, I feel totally anal flanked

4. ...a reason not to drop the soap: anal flank

by Caleb B March 15, 2008

splidge flanks

This is the unsightly excess fat that protrudes sideways at the meeting of the thigh and buttock. More commonly found on women due to their higher natural body fat.

Splidge flanks are usually caused by excess fat, though they can also be caused by ill-fitting trousers or jeans.

"Check out that fine ass! Too bad about the splidge flanks."

by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003

Dat Flank

A phrase used by Bronies when they are talking about a character from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic that they

may find attractive, Normally talking about the characters Curves or Ass. Note: Not all Bronies are attracted to the ponies, but the ones that are are commonly know as: Furry Bronies

Brony 1: Hey, have you seen this picture of Rainbow Dash?

Brony 2: DAT FLANK

by SonicShy FlutterBoom March 28, 2012

lamb flank

(1)noun- slab cut from the less than desirable part of the hind-quarters of the wooly ruminent quadropeds commonly known as the domestic sheep or lamb (Ovis Aries). commonly used in canine nutrition(2)noun- 1/3 of the world renowned tri-pod of the Northeastern United States. (LEC) v.lamb-flanked, adv.flankly, adj.flankalicious

(1)Give the lamb flank directly to the dog.
(2)Matt, Greg and Lamb Flanks are frequent patrons of the Goodtimes Cafe.
(3)You got lamb-flanked! That sucks to be you!
(4)Yo! The chics at Goodtimes are flankalicious!

by Tugboat Howard March 12, 2007