chest flab

Small breasts that take on no shape. Not indifferent to a slight stomach or arm fat. Only recognizable by the two nipples. Chest flab is most commonly found on Asian women.

"Hey, look at her tits. Oh wait, those aren't tits, it's just chest flab."

by Curtis Green September 1, 2007

Flab Knocker

A pair of female breasts that are made completly out of flab.

EWWW DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS TITS?!

I know! They were obvioulsy flab knockers!

by atomic thigh clap August 2, 2011

flib flab

the lips of a vagina.

Bret's flib flabs are so damn big and flabby. damn for a fatty she got some big lips! o fo sho

by Cody crawford September 28, 2006

flab dabs

Breasts, sexual slang

She had a sensational set of flab dabs.

by jezza May 31, 2004

Flab Kisses

When two really obese people are schmanging and their rolls of excess flab interlock in a greasy conglomeration.

I bet Beerman and Chaplar are in the process of having some serious Flab Kisses right now, I bet their sex is so gross.

by queefsucker February 23, 2015

Flab workout

An activity defined by the desire to exercise and build a rippling set of abdominal muscles that ends instead with the sedentary consumption of junk food.

"Hey man, weren't you suppose to workout today?"

"Well, I was, but I got lazy and opted for a flab workout instead."

by bloomintemp8 October 28, 2011

flab factor

This is when a guy is so fat that he has man boobs and they drive girls away usually used to determine if somebody is worthy of a girlfriend

Dude1: hey man I think Kyle could totally get a date for the prom

Dude2: no way man and u would see that when u compensated for his flab factor

by barnicle20 May 19, 2011