the gordon's fisherman

trust him

I like your hat. You look like the gordon's fisherman

by JenThe80'sFan April 19, 2004

Schroedinger's Fisherman

Person who makes en extremely discrimnatory post and decides if its bait or not depending on the reaction they recieve

"Guys i really hate *incert minority*"

*possitive reaction* "yeah they suck"
*negative reaction* "dude u fell for the bait lmao"
"You are a complete schroedinger's fisherman dumbass"

by Brainrot Person August 16, 2022

Pocket fisherman

Human fishing pole, aka penis.

So I whipped out my pocket fisherman, and did some casting for hos.

by Lenrie1 August 10, 2012

Chinese Fisherman

Greatest fisherman of all time and is invincible. He is immortal and fought with gods from different mythology. He has the power to destroy the universe in a second

"omg! its the legendary chinese fisherman"
"the chinese fisherman just revived the dead man"

by fruitcake66666 October 3, 2021

Urban Fisherman

Someone who makes impulsive fish-based purchases.

Mikey: "David... What are you holding?"
David: "A wooden plank with a fish painted on it!"
Mikey: "Why?..."
David: "Cmon dude, you know I'm an Urban Fisherman!"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Mexican Fisherman

The extremely compelx act of gathering the ingredients of a taco, which includes: tortilla, beef, lettuce, cheese, tomato, hot sauce, etc. and smushing them all together in one's right hand. When these ingredients are thoroughly mixed together, proceed to fist your woman in the vagina. After continuously fisting the female, the taco ingredients should all be placed inside her vagina. Finally, proceed to eat out the female's vagina which should taste like delicious fish tacos!

Alec: yo bro what you doin?
Dan: nothin man I gotta relax after last night.
Alec: why chief, what happened?
Dan: me and my girl were hungry so we went to taco bell, then I gave her the good ol' Mexican Fisherman.

by thekevinsmyrl June 11, 2011

bubblegum fisherman

person who uses a piece of bubblegum or other similar substance at the end of a string thats then tied to a stick and used to "fish" out dropped items that have fallen through sidewalk grates used to vent buildings and subways

Homeless people in NYC often take on the role of bubblegum fisherman. Particularly in winter when warm drafts waft up to the street and warm them up. Plenty of gum and discarded trash all over NYC so the materials are free.

by hankdog July 31, 2009