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Firefighter

When you're fucking a chick and right before you cum you light her bush on fire a jizz on it to put it out.
Damn man after i gave that girl a firefighter my house smelt like shit.
by Da Pimpest November 24, 2010
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Boston Firefighter

An act in which you shit on your partners chest, light it on fire, and give her a golden shower until the fire is out
Melvin: Dude I gave your mom the Boston Firefighter last night
by smokinggun64 September 7, 2007
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Freightliner ass

Person with an ass as flat as the nose of a Freightliner truck
"That chick's freightliner ass was so flat, it reminded me of Spongebob Squarepants"
by RevNorm January 12, 2010
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firefighter

1. A public servant who is dedicated to fire prevention, protection of life and property, and public safety.
2. An annoying individual who will not ever shut the hell up about heroism, brotherhood, nozzles, trucks, sacrifice, hooks, and/or ladders, who believes they are some sort of demi-god among men who needs to be worshipped as such, and demands praise constantly for his mere existence, possessing an innumerable amount of bumperstickers, t-shirts, and catalogues that retarded blind men would be able to recognize as pure crap. Easily identifiable because after 30 seconds of being in their presence, they will tell you they are a firefighter, and remind you at 5 second intervals thereafter.
1. The fire department hired 2 new firefighters to even out the staffing roster.
2. Wooooo!!! Send more hose man! Firefighters are heroes! Wooooo!!! I'm a firefighter! I'm in a brotherhood! Woooo! Hey, did I tell you I'm a firefighter? Avert ye eyes, lest ye be blinded! WOOOOOO!!!! Check out my MySpace page!
by nyc14gauge November 3, 2006
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Firefighter

1. A person who's chosen career is to idolize law enforcement officers.

2. A person surrounds his/her self with emblems and talismans. These trinkets are usually plastered on all of their possessions, including but not limited to clothing, jewelry, and body (in the form of tattoos).
1.a. God created cops so firefighters would have heros.

1.b. Firefighter 1: Man I wish I was a cop.

Firefighter 2: Me too... they are just so cool.

2. Bob: That guy is a firefighter.

Joe: how can you tell?

Bob: He's wearing a FDNY shirt and he has those stupid crosses all over his car.

Joe: Oh yea... bet he has one of those stupid crosses tattooed on his shoulder or leg or something too.
by Firefighter 1 January 20, 2009
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firefighter superhero

it happens when you're in da middle of climax, (u have 2b on the top, otherwise it can not happen "pendejos")then when u r about to cum, take out ur cock, grab a lighter and make a fire on her hairy pussy, then u spit ur baby yoghurt to stop the fire and ur girl has to say OH SHIT!! U´RE MY FUCKIN HERO!!!
yesterday i was feeling a lil bit useless, so i call my sexpartner and we did the firefighter superhero, man! she was so fuckin proud of me!!
by elen F August 5, 2008
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fistfight

to furiously masturbate.
That guy is so lonely. I heard he spend the weekend fistfighting with himself.
by darwin February 28, 2005
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