FIB

The FIB is the "fat in between (eye)brows"

my glasses accidentally pinched me in my fib.

by Sarah Spider August 31, 2019

FIB

Fat Ignorant Bitch

FIB hit that cop and another cop knocked the FIB out cold.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker May 31, 2020

Fib

Fib is something that is cool,nice and just good. Fib is something that explains something good happening

That was fucking fib

by Vetle jensen fucker November 22, 2022

fib

a “tech virus” that randomly removes people from groupchats indiscriminately.

oh no fib got to them, somebody add them back!

by p33_bucket March 19, 2022

FIB

fucked in bed

i had so much fun last night

i got fib

by there are no names what at all November 12, 2016

Fib me a lil

(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."

Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.

Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~

by nolandc September 15, 2019

Fibbing

Letting it crust in order to increase in length, girth, and width

“Yo, have you started fibbing. Your Johnson is looking much heftier!”

by Themanwhowaschoden December 26, 2024