The most any person can ever be wasted.
there are 4 types of wasted:
Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you think a kebab is a good idea.
White Girl Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you have sex with anyone who talks to you.
Lindsay Lohan Wasted: When you use your
vagina to break the ice and you are so wasted that you no longer speak your own language.
Faye Wasted: Words can not describe the state of this wasted
5 parts wine, 3 parts spirit and 4 part
beer is the
key to not remembering who you are, where you are or how to control your bladder.