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Lol Farmer

One who goes on to online games in social environments and constantly cracks lame jokes where people would reply to with a "Lol" to keep them from feeling bad.

Also can happen in classroom environments, when one person is labeled as funny and everyone laughs at every joke they crack, no matter how stupid.
Zezima cooked a fish and got 99 cooking!

Player: Lol

Teacher: It was enormously broad.
Lol Farmer: That's what she said!
Class: Lol
by Pantho May 16, 2009
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Farmer Gates

When you're the biggest farmland owner in America buying up all farmland for some reason, but also the founder of Microsoft.
"It's a good investment" -Farmer Gates
by Cerebrex April 20, 2023
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lesbian farmer

the true form of 5 seconds of summer’s member Ashton Irwin. He thrives with good looks, golden locks and the most beautiful outfit known to mankind. Nowadays he may be confused as to what people mean by the lesbian farmer, but only true fans understand the inner beauty of Ashton Irwin aka the lesbian farmer.
Luke Hemmings: “why are you searching lesbian farmer? is that your kink?”
Calum Hood: “no! Ashton Irwin is my kink, this is just for research
by ghostofyou August 10, 2018
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farmer fairy

A gay or gay-curious guy that uses a farmers daughter to get to her dad, the farmer. Prevalent in areas with low gay populations- the Midwest and Minnesota.
Damn dude, did you know that Cory was a farmer fairy? He just dated Nicole just to get to her farmer daddy, Bryant?
by BulleitRye August 31, 2022
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Pringle Farmer

A fatass hunkie that looks as if they work a very successful pringle farm because of their immense size.
Look at that yinzer he needs to lay off the cupcakes
“he’s a Pringle farmer”
Holy shit he has a junior pringle farmer kid too”
by Gferda July 6, 2023
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Farmer Five

Definition: When one goes to give a high-five, but dodges and goes for the chest.

History: Kid at our school named Farmer did this at school. This lead to his de-election as student body president and cause of great hilarity.
Guy 1: Wow, that girl has a nice chest.

Guy2: Yeah, I would like to farmer five her and get a feel of her boob.
by create812 May 11, 2008
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drama farmer

A person whom cultivates drama persistently and annoyingly. Typical harvesting tools used are blog sites such as live journal and my space.
dude, your gf is such a drama farmer.
by mike brown June 19, 2006
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