(n) gay ass "Pittsburgh" italians that think their hard, pop their collars, spike their hair, and smoke cigars. Travels in groups, wears sunglasses in dark enviroments & at night. Can be found in the "club" dancing with thirteen year old sluts. Beat up young children with weapons for fear of messing up hair.
by burgher666 May 17, 2007
(see also: parents)
1) An imaginary concept invented by adults, who use the excuse of 'blood relation' to explain why a: you must have their permission for everything you do, b: you must always love them more than you love anybody else, and c: everything they do to ruin your life is 'for your own good.'
2) The name you give to the people whose house you live in until you can afford not to.
3) What it's called when two people have a baby and then proceed to stake a permanent claim on anything and everything to do with that child's life from conception until death based on the idea that just because he or she came out of their private parts that gives them the right and obligation to be a part of their life forever.
4) A contract made between two generations when the younger generation receives allowance, food, and bedding and the older generation receives complete and total power over the younger and the right and ability to completely ruin their lives whenever beneficial to them.
1) An imaginary concept invented by adults, who use the excuse of 'blood relation' to explain why a: you must have their permission for everything you do, b: you must always love them more than you love anybody else, and c: everything they do to ruin your life is 'for your own good.'
2) The name you give to the people whose house you live in until you can afford not to.
3) What it's called when two people have a baby and then proceed to stake a permanent claim on anything and everything to do with that child's life from conception until death based on the idea that just because he or she came out of their private parts that gives them the right and obligation to be a part of their life forever.
4) A contract made between two generations when the younger generation receives allowance, food, and bedding and the older generation receives complete and total power over the younger and the right and ability to completely ruin their lives whenever beneficial to them.
1. Ex. "YES you have to come on this week-long trip with us; you're a part of this family!"
2. Ex. "Let's go to your house; I'd rather you not have to put up with my family."
3. Ex. "You will respect us because we are your family!"
4. Ex. "You will do this because that's what it means to be in this family."
2. Ex. "Let's go to your house; I'd rather you not have to put up with my family."
3. Ex. "You will respect us because we are your family!"
4. Ex. "You will do this because that's what it means to be in this family."
by C.S.H. December 28, 2010
by Hilarious! April 18, 2013
1. Female baboons recieve rank according to their familial ties.
2. The familial shape of his nose made evident he was form Lord Brurlingtom's House.
2. The familial shape of his nose made evident he was form Lord Brurlingtom's House.
by Emily.D&D.princess October 10, 2006
A group of people said to have originated from somewhere within the Rio Grande Valley, bordering the Texas-Mexico boundary.
These individuals care for all within the group, and even those outside of it. They seek to better themselves, and to just simply enjoy life.
These individuals care for all within the group, and even those outside of it. They seek to better themselves, and to just simply enjoy life.
That there is The Family
by Someone from before October 5, 2009
The concept of family is merely a figment of the imagination, as families are typically based on love which is also a figment of the imagination. Due to the even shallower concept of sexual attraction of which famillies are physically created, the concept of family is not much deeper. It will never turn out as planned to be and the children will unfortunately continue to live their lives in search of love once again due to their sexual attraction.
People who are lonely long for "family" because it is a mental tie made of desperation for physical and emotional protection.
by Soybean March 17, 2007
There are 10 types of family
1.Lineal/Immediate Family
parents, grandparents, etc. Children, grandchildren etc.
2.Collateral Family
Aunts, uncles, cousins etc.
3.Adoptive Family
Family by adoption
4.Stepfamily
Your step-parent's side of the family.Your step-kids are also your step-family. Step-grandpa, stepmom, step-sister etc.
5.Sidefamily
Family of Family or Stepfamily, but not YOUR family.
6.Godfamily
Your god-parents side of the family is your god-family. God mother, god father, god sister etc.
7.CostcoFamily
This is what happens when you say "Love ya like a sister!" to your BFF. She becomes costco family because you love her like family.
8.CustodialFamily
Your legal gaurdian(s) and the people who live with them are your custodial family, related or not.
9.Marital Family
Your spouse and anyone who lives with them falls into this category.
10.In-Laws
The family of your spouse, or the spouse of a relitave.
1.Lineal/Immediate Family
parents, grandparents, etc. Children, grandchildren etc.
2.Collateral Family
Aunts, uncles, cousins etc.
3.Adoptive Family
Family by adoption
4.Stepfamily
Your step-parent's side of the family.Your step-kids are also your step-family. Step-grandpa, stepmom, step-sister etc.
5.Sidefamily
Family of Family or Stepfamily, but not YOUR family.
6.Godfamily
Your god-parents side of the family is your god-family. God mother, god father, god sister etc.
7.CostcoFamily
This is what happens when you say "Love ya like a sister!" to your BFF. She becomes costco family because you love her like family.
8.CustodialFamily
Your legal gaurdian(s) and the people who live with them are your custodial family, related or not.
9.Marital Family
Your spouse and anyone who lives with them falls into this category.
10.In-Laws
The family of your spouse, or the spouse of a relitave.
1. Don't say you don't have a Lineal Family, because you do.
2. My mom is Immediate family, and so her other children are my collateral family.
3. I wish I could be adopted by a better family
4. Sexual relations with your stepfamily IS incest!
5. Twins run in my side-family.
6. My godfamily is a small family of two.
7. I was looking forward to spending time with my costco family over summer vacation.
8. I heard someone in your custodial family is pregnant with triplets?
9. My marital family drives me crazy sometimes.
10. My bff is my sister-in-law.
2. My mom is Immediate family, and so her other children are my collateral family.
3. I wish I could be adopted by a better family
4. Sexual relations with your stepfamily IS incest!
5. Twins run in my side-family.
6. My godfamily is a small family of two.
7. I was looking forward to spending time with my costco family over summer vacation.
8. I heard someone in your custodial family is pregnant with triplets?
9. My marital family drives me crazy sometimes.
10. My bff is my sister-in-law.
by Anna Lynn Sanders June 2, 2010