Pink Falafel Hat

The Pink Falafel Hat is a sexual maneuver in which your girlfriend takes a raging dump on your head, followed closely by the insertion of your entire cranium (crap included) into her vagina. Vertically.

I knew that she was into scat, but to my surprise, she totally BEGGED me to give her a Pink Falafel Hat!

by Pr1nc355 September 10, 2008

Coney Island Falafel

The act of having sex with *only* the man’s balls inside the woman’s vagina.

“I thought it was going to be a normal night, but he just stuck his nuts in there. Just the balls.”

“Oh he pulled a Coney Island Falafel”

“Wtf is wrong with you”

by Beef Blaster IV December 13, 2022

Canadian Falafel

while conduction auto-fellatio, a man also finger bangs his partner.

Damn I've been working so hard it's like I'm making a Canadian Falafel

by RaulIsCool May 6, 2009

Falafel my Waffle

1. When you masterbate with your hand

2. When you make a waffle out of falafel

Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!

A random person on the street: You're weird.

Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles

by Mackle Yew, Duke of Falafel November 13, 2018

Falafel

meaning "I love you"

narrator:*and there's a time when you want to say it but can't yet say it*
Robin: ted..
Ted: yeah..
Robin: ..falafel..

by grgarioushelen987134 August 19, 2022

Falafel

A stash of narcotics, esp. one designed to be hidden in the rectum.

Man, I was glad to take that falafel out of my pants and spark one up

by TTTTTT June 28, 2014

The Thugling Falafel

The infamous and notorious thugling named Falafel. Falafel is a thug located in the suburbs who acts tough while riding around on his E-scooter with his other thugling friends but in reality he is just a regular kid who comes from a good home but tries to act tough anyways to get validation from people he believes are tough. All he does is listen to drill music and rob people for 50 bucks and their backpack. He isnt someone you would want to cross because he has a whole gang of thuglings with him but if he ever tries to press you on his own just stand your ground because he isn't going to do much. Now falafel isn't exactly a single person, he is an idea and that idea is a person who thinks he is a hardened thug from the streets but he is just a little wannabe who is a homo-thugling.

Defined:

Your friend: "OMG ITS A THUG"
You: "OMG WHERE"
Your friend: "Oh nvm its just The Thugling Falafel"
You: "oh phew I thought we were done for, for a second"

by ThatOneGuyNamedFalafel October 28, 2025