when you're so bored whilst looking at facebook that your eyes just phase out and wander over your computer screen, until you notice your favorites toolbar and see the link to facebook and think 'ah, facebook; that will alleviate my boredom', and clicking it raises you mood ever so slightly until you realise you have in fact just double facebooked yourself.
Tom: 'dude, where were you last night? we had an awesome house party with about thirty people here, it was legendary'
Dick: 'what party?! no one told me about this! i thought you were having a quite evening in with harry!'
Tom: 'we were, but then we decided to have a party. sorry man i thought harry told you.'
Dick: 'i am so angry about this, last night i was so bored i ended up double facebooking myself like three times.'
Dick: 'what party?! no one told me about this! i thought you were having a quite evening in with harry!'
Tom: 'we were, but then we decided to have a party. sorry man i thought harry told you.'
Dick: 'i am so angry about this, last night i was so bored i ended up double facebooking myself like three times.'
by the fierce cactopus August 25, 2010
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Person 1 : If My Life Was Like That's 70's Show Things Would Be So Much Simpler .
Person 2 : Ooh , Truth ! I'm Re-Facebooking That !
Person 1 : If My Life Was Like That's 70's Show Things Would Be So Much Simpler .
Person 2 : Ooh , Truth ! I'm Re-Facebooking That !
by Delilah Jacobs January 5, 2012
Get the Re-Facebooking mug.The act of intentionally misrepresenting your appearance on Facebook to hide that you are fat. This person will engage in the act of photo manipulation such as cropping out anything below the shoulders in pictures. The lower half of their body would show that they are clearly not hot, but they are more concerned with keeping up with appearances on Facebook than hitting an elliptical.
Guy1: Who is that girl with ----- in that picture? She's hot.
Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.
Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.
by PantherB January 4, 2012
Get the Fakebooking mug.When someone new as joined facebook, and he/she does not have many friends, wallposts or photos. In most cases, this is a relatively short period of time, before the 'facebookling' grows out of control into a Self-Mutating-Facebook-Monstrosity.
Billy: You know that new girl, Sarah?
Timothy: Yeah
Billy: She's fucking hot, and guess what?! I checked her out and she's... she's JUST A FACEBOOKLING!
Timothy: DON'T LIE!
Billy: I KNOW! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
Timothy: Yeah
Billy: She's fucking hot, and guess what?! I checked her out and she's... she's JUST A FACEBOOKLING!
Timothy: DON'T LIE!
Billy: I KNOW! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
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(ref. Anxiety - Anxiety is an unpleasant state that involves a complex combination of emotions that include fear, apprehension, and worry. It is often accompanied by physical sensations such as heart palpitations, nausea, chest pain, shortness of breath, or tension headache.)
1. facebookanxiety - the fear of unwanted pictures of yourself posted by others.
2. facebook's anxiety - the fear of peole writing so many messages that the facebook-network will collapse
3. facebookanxiety - the fear of walking out in the real world because you would feel like poking everyone, and would be considered as a nutcase.
(ref. Anxiety - Anxiety is an unpleasant state that involves a complex combination of emotions that include fear, apprehension, and worry. It is often accompanied by physical sensations such as heart palpitations, nausea, chest pain, shortness of breath, or tension headache.)
1. facebookanxiety - the fear of unwanted pictures of yourself posted by others.
2. facebook's anxiety - the fear of peole writing so many messages that the facebook-network will collapse
3. facebookanxiety - the fear of walking out in the real world because you would feel like poking everyone, and would be considered as a nutcase.
1. "Holy fuck, DELETE that fuckin picture of me throwing up!! this is serious facebookanxiety happening"
3. "Danny, you have to get out of your room now, you've been sitting here for days!"
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"i... just... can't... stop... tagging... poking... walling.."
3. "Danny, you have to get out of your room now, you've been sitting here for days!"
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"i... just... can't... stop... tagging... poking... walling.."
by Andreearawr June 12, 2007
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