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i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad
hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s
by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020
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D.I.T.F

DITF, not prounounced as a word rather as an abreviation. It stands for 'dick in the face' but not in the conventional sense if searched in urban dicitonary. When used in an abreviation, it is defined as an individual who is unlikable and cannot be avoided (like a dick would be in your face). It can be used to describe such an individual or can be extended to describe an awkward and unavoidable situation.

It is a British and Australian term created by two academics who wanted a way to describe a particular persistant individual who could not be avoided. It has since been adopted by the community as a general term to describe any such individuals or situations.
1. C1- "Hey mate i just bumbed into my ex"

C2- "oh snap, what happened"

C1- "It was super awkward, I tried to avoid her/him but it was like a D.I.T.F.

2. "Bruh, that guy is such a D.I.T.F"
by Soodadesi November 24, 2016
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Friends is a Gritty documentary that follows six drug dealers as they try and survive in the city of Hong Kong. Staring chindlor bong, chu, racael, rose, phobos 1 and harmonica.
-Hey, do you wanna watch f.r.i.e.n.d.s?
-no
by yellowlancerevov March 5, 2020
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D.I.L.F.

An older man a younger gay man would like to kick it with. Gay slang from early 1990's
Now he's my kind of DILF
by cisco October 23, 2003
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S

*ahem ahem*
So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaaaay *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.AAAAAA
It's like you're always stuck in second geeeeeear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your yeeeeeear, but
I'll be there for yoooooou
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for yoooooou
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for yoooooou
('Cause you're there for me toooooooooo)
aaaaaaand scene.
I watched some F.R.I.E.N.D.S last night
by CoochieStealer69 November 20, 2018
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S

One of the best comedy tv shows you will EVER watch. It has everything its stupid and funny in its own way. It has a little bit of romance in it and its the best shows u can binge watch on Netflix
Bob: Yo jeff have you seen the episode in F.R.I.E.N.D.S when Joey but on all of Chandlers clothers

Jeff: Ye of course i did i was dying with laughter!.
by ThanosTheGrape07 November 9, 2020
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

the best sitcom ever! just the best show ever. favourite. love it.
by krazy_kookoo!!! May 22, 2021
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