Tomás Estrada: To know him is to love him!
Those who know him..love him!
Those who do not know him...love him, from afar!
Those who know him..love him!
Those who do not know him...love him, from afar!
by Kiko February 1, 2004
Get the Tomás Estrada mug.A pervasive disease contracted by anyone whom comes into daily contact with a full-blooded Essary. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: nervous ticks, Tourette's-like swearing, uncontrollable wincing whenever a person of ethnic origin enters the room, severe and irrational homophobia, misogynistic tendencies (usually only directed at ones spouse or the cashier at Mrs. Winters)
Man 1:"That cocksucking blue-hair cut me off in traffic! What a wore out old bitch! I had to give her two slaps across the fuckin mouth!"
Man 2: "Wow, dude. You really have a severe case of essaryism. You should have a doctor check that out."
Man 2: "Wow, dude. You really have a severe case of essaryism. You should have a doctor check that out."
by Elwood4262 October 25, 2007
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kid:Hey, lets go to movies?
Friend:Yea, lets bring Esfrain it will be more fun.
Kid: ok, and yea it will
Friend:Yea, lets bring Esfrain it will be more fun.
Kid: ok, and yea it will
by Young.SaLtAmOnTe December 29, 2011
Get the Esfrain mug.When a person, in an attempt to get someone's contact info without directly asking them, asks another person for their help in reviewing an essay they wrote. The person asking will offer two options between printing it and giving it to them, or getting the other person's contact info and sending it to them.
Almost always results in an advantage for the person asking, as they cant lose anything if the other person is nice enough to review their essay for them, creating a foothold for the asker to get more involved.
Usually used by people who are in fear of rejection, and by asking for them to review a paper they feel that they can avoid a direct rejection and still participate in someone's life if they opt to just take the printed essay.
Ironically, even if they got someone's contact info through this, how would the person who receives the essay edit it without printing it out?
Almost always results in an advantage for the person asking, as they cant lose anything if the other person is nice enough to review their essay for them, creating a foothold for the asker to get more involved.
Usually used by people who are in fear of rejection, and by asking for them to review a paper they feel that they can avoid a direct rejection and still participate in someone's life if they opt to just take the printed essay.
Ironically, even if they got someone's contact info through this, how would the person who receives the essay edit it without printing it out?
Person 1: "Hey, I wrote this essay for English class and I don't feel like showing it to the professor, can you look over it for me?"
Person 2: "Sure why not."
Person 1: "Perfect, I can either print it out for you and give it to you tomorrow, or send it to you tonight but I'd need your contact info for that."
Person 2: "Just print it and I'll look over it then."
Person 1: "Alright, thanks" (cries on the inside)
Or:
Person 1: "I just used the Essay Gambit and was able to get her contact info."
Person 2: "Why not just ask her normally?"
Person 1: "Cause I'm a pussy lmao"
Person 2: "Sure why not."
Person 1: "Perfect, I can either print it out for you and give it to you tomorrow, or send it to you tonight but I'd need your contact info for that."
Person 2: "Just print it and I'll look over it then."
Person 1: "Alright, thanks" (cries on the inside)
Or:
Person 1: "I just used the Essay Gambit and was able to get her contact info."
Person 2: "Why not just ask her normally?"
Person 1: "Cause I'm a pussy lmao"
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Me: Yes mom, it is a suppository essay, kind of like an expository essay, but a pain in the ass.
Me: Yes mom, it is a suppository essay, kind of like an expository essay, but a pain in the ass.
by jman101 September 9, 2013
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by Jjinlove December 31, 2019
Get the Farin Renee Estrada mug.1. A composition that is usually a few pages long.
2. Something that evil English teachers assign too many of.
2. Something that evil English teachers assign too many of.
by 5'11"Racer December 20, 2006
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