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Epsteinous

That guy seems pretty epsteinous.”
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Jeffrey Epstein

American citizen, and Israeli agent for Mossad. First connected with Mossad in the early 1980’s via Les Wexner, Laurence Tisch, and other prominent billionaires. Received hundreds of millions of dollars from Wexner for supposedly
managing his finances, despite having no education and no skills.

Collaborated with Ghislane Maxwell, the daughter of well known Israeli spy Robert Maxwell, who was also the closest confidant of Samuel Pisar, Antony Blinken’s stepfather.

Oversaw a multi-national pedophilia blackmail operation, subsidized by Jewish American billionaires with support from Israel (a supposed “ally”). Collected footage of child rape, committed by several prominent figures such as Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Donald Trump, to use as kompromat for coercion to ensure heavy support of Israeli genocide and war crimes against Palestinians, by the USA and other western nations.

Collaborated with other Mossad agents, including Nicole Junkermann.

Assassinated by Mossad in collaboration with the CIA, on August 10th, 2019, while detained in Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correction Center (MCC), to ensure a successful cover-up of the pedophilia blackmail operation.
Mossad agent:
The US has been our staunchest ally since 1948. To reward them, let’s try to convince each of their potential/current leaders to rape children, so we can film them and blackmail them. Jeffrey Epstein, meet Robert Maxwell’s daughter. She can help get you into exclusive events and galas to start socializing with these businessmen and politicians.

Jeffrey Epstein: Alright fine… I’ll do it. But do I get to rape the children too?

Mossad agent: Definitely, enjoy!!
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Epsteined

When Mossad entraps and blackmails a politician, businessman, celebrity by providing them with underage children for sex.
Joe Biden got Epsteined so hard, he can't say anything against Israel.
by Rabby Schmooley April 4, 2024
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Jeffrey Epstein

Someone paedophile who definitely didn't kill himself.
by Masihiun January 3, 2024
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Epstein’s Gambit

In a move so brainless and unintelligent, a player will sacrifice his queen for a piece of considerably lower value. The move is so questionable one might reason that ‘bigger forces are at play’.
Have you ever tried Epstein’s gambit, it’s a KILLER move”.
by BoolenOnABudget February 24, 2022
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Epstein Files

The Epstein files are something the US government refuses to release, because it would incriminate too many wealthy and powerful people from across the globe.
Release the Epstein files, Donald, you kid diddler.
by This is my handle okay July 17, 2025
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