elasdick

To wrap at least three rubber bands around one's penis before sex, acting like a ribbed condom, while still letting semen to pass through.

Terry wanted to be ribbed for her pleasure, but was a catholic and didn't want to anger god. The elasdick seemed like an obvious choice.

by Laser Fight March 21, 2008

elastoclit

A clitoris having the ability to stretch as though it were a balloon worthy of a balloon animal.

As the porn star pulled her elastoclit, she moaned..."fuck me"!

by Andre Howe April 5, 2007

Elastic snatch

After childbirth or sex with many penises a woman's snatch Returns to its tight original size

My wife's had four kids and she still has a nice elastic snatch

by Psreid May 28, 2017

Elasi

A very weird person with the most beautiful girlfriends. Enjoy hanging with online friends more than real friends!

She is such an ELASI, interesting.

by Elasi July 27, 2020

elastic among us

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us

Person 1: Hey whats your favorite game?
Person 2: elastic among us

by hjnjnyun September 22, 2021

elasmobranchophilia

A rare term used to define a sexual attraction to sharks or other elasmobranchs like rays, which is most commonly associated with anthropomorphic sharks.

Person A: "Prince Sidon from Breath of the Wild is hot."

Person B: "Dude, I'm pretty sure that's elasmobranchophilia."

by Pengoot January 27, 2022

Elastic Band

something to play with when you are suffering immense levels of boredom, usually when being tasked with revising for an exam

man this revision sucks ass, is there any elastic bands I can play with

by DamnBoiThatsCrazy May 23, 2022