Egerton

Egerton is the best university in Kenya. It's located in the Rift Valley Province in Nakuru city. It was founded by a British settles going by the name Lord Maurice Egerton back in the days before Kenya got her independence. It is currently government-owned and offers just very many courses. To see more about it you can visit www.egerton.ac.ke

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by Kingbuyer August 21, 2011

eyesturbation

1. The behaviour of rubbing your eyes and it just feeling so damn good you can't stop until you start seeing colours

What's eyesturbation?

Oh it's like when you rub your eyes like you rub your genitals, both feel good, but only one should be done in public

by Jackgasm January 15, 2014

Eget

To be hit in the face with a pastrami sandwich (verb) pastrami sandwich (noun)

I am going to eget you / your such a fucking eget

by Cecille January 8, 2021

Taron Egerton

The hottest man alive.

Person 1: "Omg have you seen Taron Egerton? He's so hot."

Person 2: "I know right, he's so attractive, I don't think I can handle it!"

by mercurychx March 1, 2022

elest

A girl as flat as a paper plate

Omg look she's a elest

by Swaggernuts September 14, 2020

Eyestabbingly

Happening in an excruciating way--a way that makes you want to stab yourself in the eyes, usually with your thumbs--in order to avoid the emotional pain.

How's your day going? (says cheerful co-worker).

Eyestabbingly! (you reply angrily).

by snatchface killa January 20, 2009

Eggstitential

Something that is so profound that it really just comes out like scrambled eggs.

"Jon just said somthing profound."

"Really, I thought it was more eggstitential."

by TKO Swenson April 7, 2010