Fruitless Effort

Having a flavoured condom, but no one to use it with.

I broke up with my girlfriend recently, but I still have a flavoured condom. Such a Fruitless Effort...

by H4XOR13 October 28, 2021

MAX EFFORT

A youtuber who has probably made a song of your favorite artist.

"When it comes to learning, experience beats theory" - MAX EFFORT

by jaystrash May 17, 2022

ass roots effort

when you and possibly one or more of your buddies decide that you want to get laid and that you're going to have to get up off the couch and actually make some sort of attempt

Sitting around playing X-box isn't going to get us anywhere. I think we need to embark on an ass roots effort here if we're to have any hope of getting any.

by markvz May 7, 2009

effort

something most men lack these days

not following through on their word, not putting in effort to be a man.

by tiredwoman August 10, 2012

effit

A disorder defined by lack of interest, day dreaming, persistant instant messaging of colleagues and compulsive social networking caused either by boredom or being way in over your head with assigned duties.

Generally a contraction for f*** it.

Editing these 500 KB articles has pushed me to have the effits.

by M. Moriarty May 17, 2010

best effort

Giving all that you can in a given situation, but always failing to meet some one else's standards

Try as I may, my best effort was not good enough for my girl friend, so she left me, stupid cunt

by Paul June 6, 2004

game effort

1) When the team/player one bet on loses in spectacular fashion, causing emotional stress and financial destitution to the gambler. This could be due to a blowout loss or a last-second heartbreaking backdoor cover.

2) When one's favorite team/player loses in spectacular fashion, causing emotional stress to the fan.

One may add "sport" or "kid" to the end of the phrase for more effect.

A Yankees fan watching Game Seven of the ALCS exclaims, "game effort, sport" as Johnny Damon hits a grand slam.

by Jesse Willhide November 12, 2007