by Downstrike December 26, 2004

The act of sitting on a females chest and farting so hard that poop exits the rectum and squishes out all over the females chest.
by Poot Wilter March 7, 2008

A move popularized by Stanford students in which a male shoots his load inside a female by surprise and then grabs ahold of her and shakes her up as if she was in an earthquake.
by spankyMc May 17, 2009

"Oh my god someone over there is having a facial earthquake!"
*cuts to person violently shaking chin*
*cuts to person violently shaking chin*
by Ch0psi August 6, 2014

After a big world cup victory, a mexican earthquake shook the city, fucking the germans in its wake.
by glamthrax June 19, 2018

person 1: omg obligatory facebook earthquake post
person 2: psh only a 3.1
person 1: way to stomp on my parade, Person 2
Thats earthquake parade
person 2: psh only a 3.1
person 1: way to stomp on my parade, Person 2
Thats earthquake parade
by Mr.Right0987 October 6, 2013

Poop Terminology: a poop that is watery, brown, and stings. The after effect is mild to severe itching.
When John finished in the bathroom, he knew he had made a brownie earthquake because his butt was stinging.
by poop terminology lord May 21, 2008
