by professor951 April 9, 2011
Get the expertease mug.An ailment characterized by the need to expound on a given topic beyond actual knowledge. The advanced sufferers are often unaware of the condition, loosing the ability to distinguish opinion from fact. Unfortunately there is currently no cure for Expert Syndrome, much like Catholicism.
Did you hear Karl going on about kernel internals at lunch? He has a serious case of Expert Syndrome.
by John Kintz January 16, 2006
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One who has never had sexual relations with another, but watches so much porn that he/she knows everything about sex.
Girl:I had sex with Biff yesterday*blushes*
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?
by pussypunchingpenis August 5, 2008
Get the Expert virgin mug.Someone who jacks off a lot. Originates from the term "mastrubater", which sounds a lot like "master baiter".
Q "Dude, why is your roommate talking to that hot chick Jenny on the phone in the bathroom?"
A "What can I say, dude- he's a real expert fisherman"
A "What can I say, dude- he's a real expert fisherman"
by ffokcaj August 5, 2010
Get the Expert Fisherman mug.A jack of some trades, a jerk off of all of them. Not necessarily a bad thing, but to be a soft expert is to be someone who knows a little about everything. I myself am a soft expert.
A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.
A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.
“Yo that kid Nick is kind of a jerkoff.”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
by YungGucci April 14, 2021
Get the soft expert mug.They george bushed our expectations with Sara Palin's debate.
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by jjthekid January 8, 2010
Get the George Bush expectations mug.The thoughts and hopes that go through ones mind before an engagement/party/happening etc. that consist of imagining what it might be like.
The equation to find satisfaction is found by taking enjoyment and subtracting expectation from it. This is to say that one should never expect too much from something.
The equation to find satisfaction is found by taking enjoyment and subtracting expectation from it. This is to say that one should never expect too much from something.
Ben expected the party to go perfectly as planned. However, the band did not turn up, the drinks table was knocked over, three men were taking to hospital for the consumption of too much whisky an his car broke down on the way back. Although Ben had had a great time there, he found that he was not satisfied with the outcome because he had had very high expectations.
by kikumbob September 23, 2005
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