Master Electrician

The lighting designer's personal slave.

The Lighting Designer sent the Master Electrician to starbucks and made him pay.

by beenabitchoncetoomuch August 14, 2009

electrician

to lay a cable
also see u bend bloker or dropping kids off @ pool

"They call me 'the electrician'

'whys that? '

well everytime i go i lay a cable!!

by BigSi August 18, 2006

Erectricity

.A measure of the curvature of a penis

"Look at the erectricity on that guy's dick !"
"She said that blowjobs are always harder with increased erectricity"

by Massector January 3, 2021

static electrocity

When you cant fix your hair for sh!t.

My hair is totally not working today. I have static electrocity.

by Luke Adair January 19, 2008

Electrician

Also known as sparky or fucktard.
Spectacularly retarded individuals who spend their days pulling on electrical cables whilst dreaming about penises.
They get the name sparky from the lack of two available brain cells to rub together and generate a fart of a spark.

Diametrically opposed to fitters

''Who is that fucktard?"

"That's Kevin. He is an electrician"

"Fuckin sparkys. Deadset braindead fucks, the lot of them"

OR
"Copy, underground electrician"
-no answer-
"Fuckwit is probably jerking off a cable wishing he cock was this big"

by -Zaknafien- June 29, 2017

Electrician

A character in the Beastie Boys Song "Check it Out" arrested "because your ass is a fucking electrician."

"Son, you've been arrested, 'cause your ass, is an Electrician."

by Louis XIV December 9, 2019

elextricity

The spark that occurs between former lovers when they meet after some time apart.

Did you see the elextricity between those two, I thought they were going to get it on right in front of us.

Yeah well, they have not seen each other since the break up

by rtc2 March 10, 2018