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elastic clause

When you tuck your morning wood in the elastic of your boxers
I used the eleastic clause method to hide my morning wood from my sister

Dave better use the elastic clause before mom sees his wood
by BigolebigD November 26, 2018
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baby elastic

"That boys thang was so small I had to whip out the baby elastic!"
by Kouryuu February 26, 2017
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Elastic Defense

In military terminology, this refers to a strategy used to flexibly absorb then repel the advance of attackers through carefully planned integrated fighting positions.

In modern slang terminology however, this is an over the top way to refer to a condom.
Definition 1: “We need to emplace mines and set up ambush positions in order to form an elastic defense at the valley entrance.”

Definition 2: “Babe I’m soooooo horny, I hope you brought your elastic defense!”
by CrazyCronker47 July 12, 2025
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ELASTICITY FLASHBACK

ELASTICATION of news events by performing journalism intercourse.

Interrelatiinal self-relations ELASTICATION.

When ECONMIC COMMODITY prices are ELASTIC inside normal supply and demand.
You will get an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK by simply connecting news events by using DATE to DATE format amount of the days spread from the former to the later.

The best way is by example for ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as sad as the concert of BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN at 10th AVENUE FREEZE OUT was the introduction of his mastered saxophone player at that very date CLARENCE CLEMMONS as never said his name and the penultimate hit at the passing YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MINE with JACKSON BROWN AND CLARENCE CLEMMONS himself is the ultimate ELASTICATION INTERCOURSE.

Bitcoin got so out of hand as a cryptocurrency as a result that mania drived the market and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK could not even be applicable as the extreme volatility made it a RISCIBLE.
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY May 26, 2021
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elastic wilson

when you tie a rubber band around a bitches neck, cum in her mouth, and punch her in the throat.
i gave that bitch an elastic wilson and she almost died
by kjdfgksjkjdg October 31, 2008
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ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY

You do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and you just shot yourself in the foot.

JOSE JOSUE SEPTEMBER 12 2021 6.30 PM SEPTEMBER 14,. 2021 1.00 PM ELASTICITY FLASHBACK
Don't you realize JOSE when you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as at the start of THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and then you at the end of the TRIP you had to be begged to make the required stops which means you never finished your duties JOSUE now he spells his name and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY and in the next sentence I give you the analysis of why this is.

So JOSE is your name so is it OK if I Jerk Off Shit Eaating while you are driving or did you mean you want me to Jet Off SouthEast . Ok, now your name is JOSUE and oh yes THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and you see hands down it's an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY because BALLS TWO GO is really what this is , doing an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and by the way JOSE never drove me anywhere as JOSUE was the driver and just drove from me around the block from MOUNTAIN VIEW to the GOOGLEPLEX so the cost was about $2.60 ;and THE TIP using the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY to calculate is $2.85 and CASTRATION in counting if SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY for when URBAN JIG stole my ASSHOLE on VAMPIRE WEEKEND as HEY!!!!! where did my ASSH0LE go when I passed EMERALD HOUR and that ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY is all who need to watch and want to see it all on SEPTEMBER 12 2021 SATELLITE.IMAGING starting at your convenience as remember though , " THE MOTHERLAND DOES NOT LOVE YOU BUTT the MOTHERFUCKER can sure FUCK YOU with a JIGSAW (OUCH!!!!)
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 14, 2021
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Elastic

Person 1: "I started playing Minecraft again recently."
Person 2: "Dude, that's elastic."
by MinnowStar March 18, 2024
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