Ed

A little short ass who usually has a massive forehead and struggles to do simple mathematics like 1+1 also is definitely a crack head

Kid 1:Ayo you see that kid over there banging his head on the wall
Kid 2:Yeah he is a right Ed

by PenguinRisk June 22, 2020

Ed

The perfect man, generous, sexy, handsome.
Eats pussy like a savage, never quits.
Hard worker, manly. Protective.

Tends to have a dark sense of humour

Ed’s got that look in his eye, I’m in for a tongue lashing…think I’m in trouble, but I’m not scared

by Lauralye4 April 19, 2022

edes

is a complete bad ass that loves to smoke bud

dude your an edes man

by red neck kiddo May 13, 2008

Ed

The last zombie remaining in a round of Nazi Zombies in Call of Duty World at War. Preferably, Ed has no legs which have been blown off by a grenade/molotov coctail. (occasionally a ray gun). The purpose of an Ed is to rebuild any broken barriers and take draws from random weapons box. (in shino numa it may be used in order to grab perks from other buildings)

"Watch out! Ed's coming!"
"I'm out of grenades!"
"ok you distract him i got a molotov"
"nice shot lets rebuild now"

by Mr. Ballloon Hands August 6, 2009

Ed

Egg Donor. A term divorced men use to describe their manipulative and pathetic ex-wives who provided them with a child and shortly after filed for divorce. AKA "Wilbur" "Permanent Nanny" "Leach"

Ed wants me to have the kids this weekend, but I don't want to disrupt the plans I have with my new girlfriend.

by kramerVSkramer February 22, 2011

Ede

You’re so fucking aggressive dude. You’re really nice but you probably killed like a bunch of dudes just cause you had a little mood swing. I love your eyes. Puncs will hunt you down. Probably spends weekend in Beauty parlour or some shit

Wtf that Dude is do aggressive. Oh nvm That’s Just Edem

by Sss2121 June 15, 2018

ed

A term used to refer to a retard or a group of retards. In the literal sense, it is used to describe the mentally disabled (aka the special ed students in high school and middle school, hence the term ed). Apart from the literal sense, it could also be used to describe anyone who is dumb, any dumb action or a dumb person constantly doing dumb things

1) I don't care if it makes me sound like an asshole. The eds creep me out

2) Fool thinks El Salvador is a part of Mexico. That dudes a fucking ed.

3) Busting a beer run w/ a cop right outside the store is pretty ed

4) So the ed got a arrested again

by Fuzzy[BNS] February 4, 2008