Eastern Kentucky University

School in Richmond, Kentucky. Home of the Colonels. Has many colleges of such things as business, technology, education, public safety, and arts & sciences. Often considered the red (or in this case marron) headed step child of the University of Kentucky.

I couldn't get into UK so I go to Eastern Kentucky University.

by Andy June 15, 2004

Eastern Connecticut State University

Where kids go if they get rejected from UConn, but still go up to UConn to party.

Eastern Connecticut State University is located in the northeast in Willimantic, Connecticut. It has 17 Division III varsity sports and is the third oldest public university in the state.

by filmguy619 April 7, 2011

Eastern Middle School

A good school that has a few bad students that every middle school will have. They have a very good magnet program that will make a college graduate, not a loser like the other people that post about ems.

Hey, have you heard about her sister that went to eastern middle school?

Yeah, didnt she just graduate from columbia university?

Yep. Now shes going to usc in california. Thats so great.

by Ttizzle3000 August 14, 2011

Eastern Middle School

A middle school surrounded by ghetto people. These can be illegal people. Most students get raped or seduced everyday. Drugs, pregnancy, and illegal activities are all normal at Eastern Middle School. If the school had no Magnet Program, it would be entirely ghetto. Eastern is full of rich Potomac kids, stuck up Chevy Chasers, and other people. But simply, Eastern is a fucked up, gang banging, school to learn, full of fish holes.

Adult 1: Hey, I haven't seen you since I caught you selling drugs at Eastern Middle School!

Adult 2: Yeah I know. What's your job?

Adult 1: I'm a teacher at Blair HS.

Adult 2: Cool, I'm a part time rapist and a part time prostitute. Man, Eastern taught me good,

Adult 1: (WALKS AWAY)

by iWroteThisSinceiHateMrsHawe June 14, 2011

Eastern View High School

Eastern View High School (EVHS) is a high school in Culpeper, Virginia. It shares districts with Culpeper County High School (CCHS). Their mascot, the cyclones, is unlike any other mascot around. EV is in the Battlefield district of Virginia. Eastern View has many athletic teams including: Junior Varsity (JV) and Varsity (V) Football, Cheerleading, Baseball, Softball, Wrestling, Track, Cross Country, Tennis, Basketball, Field Hockey, and LaX. The construction for Eastern View High School began in 2006 and continued for two years. The school opened in the fall of 2008. There is an annual rivalry game against CCHS. This is normally a pre-season game and the profits are used for a charity, which varies every year. This school now holds around 1,200 students. The head principal, since the opening of EVHS in '08, is Mr. Roger Mello.

"Eastern View High School Class of Two Thousand Twelve"
"GO Eastern View High School CYCLONES"

by ClassOf2O12 May 15, 2010

Eastern Connecticut

The shitty, white-trash side of Connecticut (except some parts of the shore). All of the illiterate hicks there like the Red Sux, claim CT is part of the Boston area(it definitely is NOT), smell like shit, suck at all sports, and are insanely enviously of those of us in the west who do not live in vinyl prefab housing. They show their animosity by being hateful and completely rude to any Yankee fan, wealthy person, and otherwise civilized being. They also attempt to use fake Boston accents, which sounds horrible enough; this further excentuates their stupidity.

Hick from Eastern Connecticut: Hey look at the rich kid- he has shoes and ooooh an alligator on his shirt, what a loser- Go Sox!
Me: Did I give you persmission to talk to me trailer trash?
Hick: Go Sox! (Drooling)
Me and my friends: What a fucking retard- these people seriously need to kill themselves.

by i pwnd ur mom July 7, 2007

Eastern Tech

rated one of the best high schools in the country...definitely one of the most overrated. the principal somehow manages to cover up the stuff that goes on, thus letting tech keep it's ridiculous reputation. all the guys are jocks&potheads. all the girls are drunk sluts.

1-- did that girl seriously give you head for a ride home?
2-- yeah, she goes to eastern tech.
1-- ohhh yeah. that explains it.

by omgzzzz December 22, 2004