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The Dyson

The person of the friend group that gets offended at most jokes that isnt made by them but its okay for them to make it
Ricky is The Dyson of the group gets offended unless he makes the jokes
by PhilTheeJu April 3, 2023
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Dyson Dicking

In an attempt to make his penis longer, Rob tried dyson dicking which in result caused several injuries and a $2000 hospital visit.
by Capnmudkip October 9, 2022
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Dyson

When a person is obsessed by loot in videogames
"Stop beeing a Dyson steeling all the loot!"
by alewwww December 7, 2023
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dyson zone

When you lock dyson engineers in a room for 6 years without any supervision. they do genuinely work. when I first tried them the visor part smelled bad and had to offgas for a few days. which is ironic when they’re meant to stop vocs from being inhaled.
the dyson zone is a pair of headphones with an air purifier in them. sound quality is good. makes the wearer look like one of the members of daft punk, a supervillain or a character from a cyberpunk film or video game. they’re designed for protection against air pollution and people say they work well during wildfires.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 28, 2025
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Dyson ball vaccuum

A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.
Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.
by addisteaj May 3, 2017
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dyson

(verb) to envelope or surround a celestial body, typically a star, with a Dyson sphere or Dyson swarm to harness its energy.
It's possible that we can dyson the sun in the next millenia
by Rfif February 7, 2024
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Dyson

I wish i was a Dyson
by yeetfam85 May 20, 2018
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