dyson disease

Dysons Disease, When a long term partner stops giving oral sex and complains about everything.
Darrens wife has dyson disease, she`s stopped sucking and started whining!
by socket5c July 19, 2024
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lily dyson

Hot mother fucker honestly the best girl u can get
by Tatelangdonluvr April 08, 2023
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dyson zone

When you lock dyson engineers in a room for 6 years without any supervision. they do genuinely work. when I first tried them the visor part smelled bad and had to offgas for a few days. which is ironic when they’re meant to stop vocs from being inhaled.
the dyson zone is a pair of headphones with an air purifier in them. sound quality is good. makes the wearer look like one of the members of daft punk, a supervillain or a character from a cyberpunk film or video game. they’re designed for protection against air pollution and people say they work well during wildfires.
by spin1038airbusappleboeing February 28, 2025
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Dyson ball vaccuum

A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.
Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.
by addisteaj May 04, 2017
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Alex Dyson

A full time stud who is rich with an Xbox series X and is a professional at dishonoured. He also pioneered many 'game' techniques as well as creating the famous pickup line 'what's cooking good looking"
Is that a stud i see. No mate its Alex Dyson dropping game.
by Alex Didders November 09, 2022
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Dyson

That one tip rat that never has their own bag and seems to pop up just as the plate is going around
“Ol Dyson bagless technology strikes again!”
Your mate Dyson, the bagless vacuum
by Rodger Ramjet December 27, 2021
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Dyson

Dyson (noun) someone who sucks the life out of anyone around them; alternatively, someone who sucks the fun, cool, or awesomeness out of any situation. Basically, this person sucks.

Verb (dysoning; dysoned-past tense)
Everyone was laughing then Karen dysoned the conversation with her stories about yelling at store managers.
by German2104 June 23, 2022
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