Dyson

A straight hooper that Gets Buckets

People need to be more like Dyson

by A buck May 16, 2019

Dyson

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n1: A mediocre vacuum.

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n2: A short child with a man-bun; a kidmudgeon.

1: My Dyson is so old I am throwing it away.

2: Dyson is being so annoying I think I'm going to ball him into a sphere with a 16 inch diameter ball and punt him all the way into the exosphere!

by vacuumcleenr November 16, 2021

dyson air wrap

That one expensive hair curler that all women own. But if a women doesn’t own one, it means that she’s waiting for someone to buy her one.

“Hey, man! You gonna get your girlfriend something for Christmas?”
“I was planning on getting her a dyson air wrap.”
“How many of those have you given her?!”
“Not enough, apparantly.”

by anonymous June 21, 2023

Dyson ball vaccuum

A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.

Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.

by addisteaj May 3, 2017

Dyson

A FREAKING LEGEND🔥

“I wish i was a Dyson”

by yeetfam85 May 20, 2018

Dyson

That one tip rat that never has their own bag and seems to pop up just as the plate is going around

“Ol Dyson bagless technology strikes again!”
“Your mate Dyson, the bagless vacuum”

by Rodger Ramjet December 26, 2021

Dyson Dicking

To put your penis inside a vacuum cleaner.

In an attempt to make his penis longer, Rob tried dyson dicking which in result caused several injuries and a $2000 hospital visit.

by Capnmudkip October 9, 2022