going dutch

In dating, when both parties pay for their own bills, thus effectively dispelling the double-standard where men are always expected to pay.

"If you meet an intelligent, attractive and friendly woman who likes going dutch then you should hang on to her for dear life."

by DesPERRYado October 26, 2005

Dutch Cookie

1) When the dutch oven is done baking

2) When you take a shit in someones bed and pull the sheets over their head

"I totally dutch cookie'd that girl the other day."

by TheDutchBaker March 5, 2012

dutch airmail

Best described as tossing a pillow to your friend or mate after farting in it.

"my wife sent me a dutch airmail after dinner,it smelt like i had my head up her ass!"

by trojun April 26, 2012

Dutch Breakfast

a joint and a cup of black coffee (best in the morning, can be enjoyed at every hour)

Rose: Hey wanna go for a mimosa brunch tomo?
Miri: Nah, let's do a dutch breakfast at mine

by ganjaboyssssssss August 27, 2020

Mexican Dutch Rudder

This act requires three or more males. Each in turn grips their erect penis with their right hand and the adjacent persons right forearm with their left hand. Then in a wave like motion moving down the chain they repeatedly pump their friends arm up and down until climax is experienced by all parties.

Ben: Guys if this plane goes down do you fancy a mexican dutch rudder on the way?
Allen: Whats one of those?
Dave: A three way bromance wank.
Allen: Why not eh...
Ben: Cool!

by kingchamp January 30, 2010

Dutch air-conditioning

A Dutch oven without the sheet, where the perpetrator emits a smell so strong and thick in the air that it has the power to clear a room

"Man... that stinks... how could you do that to a loved one... turn down the dutch air-conditioning"

by pdizzlewizzle April 6, 2016

dutch racecar

When a man is driving a car, sitting in the lap of another man that is fucking him in the ass.

Ian and Tom went on a road trip just so they could dutch racecar.

by tekoopr May 15, 2016