When you attempt to give a Dutch Oven to your significant other, but instead of farting you accidentally shit yourself.
by Sconnie Brock March 16, 2017
Get the Juicy Dutchmanmug. A smoking trick which involves placing the lit end of a cigarette in your mouth and taking a drag without burning your mouth.
by dad that has too much too drin May 23, 2018
Get the dutchman's swallowmug. Man I was at this party the other night and was busting to piss but someone had left a fresh bowl of Dutchman's porridge in there so I just pee'd in the corner and left
by Benza August 2, 2019
Get the Dutchman's Porridgemug. This is a close relative to "The Dutch Oven". It is a vile sex act in which a girl (or a guy depending on your sex or sexual orientation) swallows a fart while giving you a rim-job.
Hey, do you remember that girl I picked up at the bar last night? Well, she was rimming me and I gave her The Musky Dutchman and she held it like a bong hit!
by Anthony Michael Holocaust May 6, 2016
Get the The Musky Dutchmanmug. 1. Pay the price, whatever is being asked, you can't do anything about it.
2. A bit of graft, something on the side or under the counter, if not outright extortion or protection money.
Not the same as baksheesh.
Probably related to 'gelt'.
2. A bit of graft, something on the side or under the counter, if not outright extortion or protection money.
Not the same as baksheesh.
Probably related to 'gelt'.
by ackbargus May 23, 2011
Get the pay the dutchmanmug. Blowing snot (mucus) out of one nostril while closing the other with your hand/fingers. Instead of snorting or blowing your nose in a tissue.
by Tommy Mennen May 26, 2012
Get the a dutchman's blowmug. When out of toilet roll and having to go on all fours round the house looking for something.g to wipe.
I ran out ov toilet roll last week a was doin the flying dutchman all round the house looking for a pair of socks
by Soapy the great October 27, 2020
Get the Flying Dutchmanmug.