Dustin 

A stinky piece of shit that will 100% steal your neighbors dog, fuck it, then shit on your porch and blame the dog. His smell could set wet toilet paper on fire. His farts can rock obsidian. Is an absolute cuck. He will never go anywhere in life. Best thing he can contribute to society is allowing the U.S. military to utilize his farts to create a new kind of nuke that in addition to nuclear fallout will break down your lungs like chlorine gas.

Bro 1: Dude did you smell Dustin yesterday?
Bro 2: Yeah man, he smelled so bad I had to get my stomach pumped.
Bro 1: Sorry bro. I would come over to help you get better but I am going to my little sisters funeral.
Bro 2: Damn, how did she die Bro?
Bro 1: She came within 5 miles of Dustin for too long.

Dustin by RemeberAnimeGamer November 16, 2019

Dustin 

A sweet, kind,abd caring man who will love u and can get paranoid if u reject him some may be clingy but it better to have Dustin than nobody

my Dustin is the best man and he loves me

Dustin by dkittyforever June 1, 2015

Dustin 

Hardworking and a go getter. Loves life and lives it to the fullest. Not afraid to get his hands dirty. First to jump in when work needs done or someone needs a helping hand. Strong but silent is a lover as well as a fighter and has been known to break bricks and boards with his bare hands. Loves family and although the black sheep he is the first one they call when trouble arises.Has a long family history of war heros and although not a soldier himself would fight for his Country.Old German origin means strong,industrious spirit

Dustin loves his family and would do anything to protect his loved ones , even at cost of life or limb.

Dustin by dirty rebel boy December 21, 2016

Dustin 

Dustin... The hottest mothafucka alive. Not tall but has a big ass dick. Makes joke and is pretty funny. Likes sports a lot. Usually a curly head.

People would cry if they get rejected by Dustin.

Dustin by The1andOnlyMF November 21, 2021

Dustin 

He is the best person I know and I am so glad I met him. Dustin is cute, smart, kind, caring, loyal, and hilarious. His goofy personality will make you laugh until you cry and his smile is extremely contagious. Dustin will sweep you off your feet with his charming qualities and you won’t regret it. He is always there for you and takes care of you whenever you’re not feeling well. He easily makes your day just by hearing his voice. Anyone would be extremely lucky to have him and should never let him go. Time goes by fast with him and he’s easily missed as soon as he leaves. His hugs are comforting and makes you feel safer than anyone you know.

I love my boyfriend Dustin. He’s the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Dustin by MK1128 November 22, 2021

Dustin 

The best boyfriend ever

Dustin is the best boyfriend ever

Dustin by 🕯 January 12, 2022

Dustin 

The name of an absolute unit a Goliath a god an immovable object (except in bed?)

I want Dustin to dominate me

Dustin by bussy boi February 24, 2022