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Baby Dozer

A baby bulldozer ; bulldozer meant for bulldozing babies.

A Ford F150 or other truck / SUV with a tall front-end.

known for the driver's inability to see small obstacles such as small children, toddlers, and babies, the ford f150 and models similar to it are considered 'baby dozers'
Example 1:
p1: man I'm so glad we're about to cross the street! Let's go!

p2: Woah! Hold on! That Baby Dozer isn't slowing down.
p1: I'm so glad I waited! He ran the red light! Certainly wouldn't have seen me if I were a small child.

Example 2:
p1: did you hear what happened to john's niece ?

p2: yeah, she got taken out by a baby dozer. certainly heartbreaking.
p1: RIP little sally.
by A_person_in_Willthewise July 24, 2025
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Dozers

Those heavy ass shits you get that been sleep behind the 1st shit that you thought was good
1. Bru if they aint like it they can eat my dozers
2. These dozers this mornin almost made me late for work du
by Wuuzi April 22, 2019
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hole dozer

A person or thing that just destroys the hole of whom or what they are pounding. I.e. a very Large Penis or a monster cock dildo
by Jonshoeshack June 16, 2023
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Meth dozer

A ambulance made out of a construction vehicle and a armored bus trademarked for the meth army.
Meth dozer is a armadillo bus with a cat front end loader.
by Cody5050 December 21, 2022
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Dozer

One who dresses and acts like a villain in a 80s teen movie. Uniform consists of polo shirt (usually collar up), tan or whale covered shorts, boat shoes, and sunglasses hung around the neck. From the concept that in most 80s teen movies the villain had a father who owned a construcion company. The villain would threaten to bulldoze the outsider teens hangout or community center.
Wow, did you see the preppy guy over there humblebragging about his trip to Costa Rico with his stock broker ?

Yeah what a Dozer.
by AbefromanSausagekingofchicago February 4, 2018
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dozer

someone of white and philipino decent who loves to shove things up their ass such as beer cans or fingers
you will never guess what philip just said...he asked us to shove a beer can up his ass! silly dozer beer is for drinking
by raul the pool boy January 12, 2008
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Dozer

a Dozer IS A TOTAL MACHINE FROM THE VIDEO GAME pay day 2
The dozer is my arch-nemisis
by Jack The Ripper_wolf September 19, 2020
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