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Doucheary

Constant experiences with the heinous act of a male being a douchebag.

douchebag douche asshole
His acts of doucheary destroyed their relationship.
by Grrrlawless June 21, 2016
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Douchebrag

A douchebag that will not shut up about their douchbagery.
Jennifer does the most ignorant things and can't shut up about them. She thinks it makes her look cool, but everyone knows Jennifer is a Douchebrag.
by Blackout032 May 31, 2016
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Douchecaboob

You're being a douchecaboob
by Brenna Knight May 29, 2017
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Doucheebag

Someone who has money and used it to buy luxury stuff and show off..also most of the times he’s handsome, actually some of the times but the person in the examples is alright ... sorry
For example: Mohy aka mohammed Mohy is a doucheebag
(But at least you have feelings)
by Mohy aka rich guy November 7, 2018
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Douchearostomy

Is a surgical procedure to remove as many Douchebag traits from an individual’s brain as possible .
Was just at doc where he performed a minor Douchearostomy
by anonymous December 18, 2021
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douchebragadocious

when your husbands douche canoe wins the dragonboat races with one paddle without anyone rowing it and the radiation makes the whole crowd vomit in unison and you get divorced after your hair falls out never marry a mormon they plan for your funeral the day you meet them make sure they dont steal your genetics or take any loans out in your name but its a good idea if you have the capacity to be copacetic enough to know that so make sure you look the other way so you maybe can escape being murdered long enough to try and find out the truth so they can hopefully just go back to the hella hoe hoes that they keep locked in their scary worlds and dungeons yay forever a legendary tale of an account of a story that will forever change the paradigm we used to live in. exterminator el robo stalker of stock wheres the brine we wanna marinate before we roast ya ...... seriously where the fuck is my child
" youre dead bitch." "Yippeeeeeee douchebragadocious pompous scrappy coco wanna be
by Lessthan February 13, 2022
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doucheburger

a single burger patty, saturated in grease and left over from dinner 3 nights ago that is microwaved and put on cold buns with cheese, ketchup, mayo and mustard
Uncle dave left a doucheburger from the bad thanksgiving he ruined
by Votes December 10, 2022
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