Doucheassarrhea

(doosh-ass-ehr-ee-a), noun. Origins: Rhinebeck, NY, c. 2007.

1. The excrement that liquifies in one's colon and gushes forth from the anal orifice subsequent to the act of accidentally sodomizing oneself with a douche whilst attempting to use vaginally. 2. Any unsolicited diarrhea of the mouth.

I was trying to give myself an abortion the other night with turpentine in a turkey baster, and I got some *serious* doucheassarrhea.

by Dildhe April 7, 2008

Douchebachery

The art of combining many Douche Bag moves into a grouping across more than two Douche Bags. Includes Douche Bag actions toward friends, family and even strangers.

Those two have really shown some Douchebachery tonight between their many Douche Bag actions

by steveo242 September 29, 2009

Doucheache

When a douchebag cause you pain.

This guy is giving me a doucheache.

by MaryFair June 30, 2011

douchenipple

A derogatory term used to describe any individual who proves to be exceedingly stupid or obnoxious.

If you would stop being such a douchenipple, maybe we could get this project done.

by Trennen August 25, 2011

doucheba

What my mother in-law thought people said instead of a douchebag.(when describing her fiance)

"Stop being a doucheba!"

"umm don't you mean douchebag?"

"Ohh is that what it is?"

by PaulT February 22, 2008

doucheapied

One who is occupied by a douche

Carole couldnt pick up her phone because she was at Starbucks being doucheapied

by bigapplejen October 24, 2010

Douchenanza

A bonanza of douchebaggery

I can't believe how many idiots I had to deal with today at the convention. It was a complete douchenanza.

by Tobyfox May 26, 2012