by Agentducky0012 August 24, 2011
Get the Douche canoemug. by Palestrom August 7, 2016
Get the Douche canoemug. Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.
"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
by large barges July 14, 2020
Get the douche canoemug. Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe
Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce
Person 1. True and he can't get a girl
Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce
Person 1. True and he can't get a girl
by Tgrizzlyxx123 September 4, 2017
Get the Douche canoemug. When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit
by Country boy 22 September 11, 2015
Get the Douche canoemug. by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023
Get the douche canoemug. When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina
by jizz creamery February 23, 2021
Get the Douche Canomug.