dorito slap

An alternate version of the bitchslap or pimpslap in which an individual is slapped for inappropriately touching another individual's property and/or territory. Originates from the famous "Dorito Slap" commerical.

A: "Hey, check out Mark's new iPad!" *picks up iPad*
B: "You better put that down, you 'bout to get a dorito slap!"

by paperfairy17 February 7, 2010

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dorito master

A dorito that goes to dorito judo training and wind. Only happens once every 10 years.

Oh my god... Hes one good dorito.

Sighed dorito master

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dorito

(N) A style of grooming a woman's pubic hair. Shaving the hair into a small, point-down triangle which resembles a Dorito snack chip.

I tried to get her to shave it all, but she went for the Dorito

by Bone June 18, 2004

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Dorito Money

Menial wages earned through acts of prostitution.

"That woman has sex for money. Not even that much money, either. Maybe Dorito Money, but certainly not enough for a bus ticket."

Kiersten: "You got any cash?"
Collin: "Nah, all I got is my Dorito Money."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock January 3, 2011

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Dorie

The hottest,prettiest,sweetest girl around. Dorie is a rare name so she must be a keeper! She's got the best of everything. She can play sports and fish and hunt, yet she can get dressed up and be a sweet fun loving girl. She likes to joke around and is the best friend and girlfriend you could have! If you meet a dorie you better keep her and hold on to her. She also is an amazing kisser as a bonus.

Guy 1: Have you met dorie yet? GUY 2: no but I heard she's amazing Guy 1: yeah she really knows how to have a good time

by rankled arnolddd February 4, 2013

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