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Ukrainian Dog Walker

A very attractive man, who also walks dogs and happens to have lived in Ukraine.
Jarrad: The Ukrainian dog walker is really attractive, he can walk my dog anytime.
by Michael o'Benny June 22, 2023
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dog-walked

When you go out to walk your dog, and you get dragged around by him/her.
Old guy: lol who is walking who?
Mike: shut up please?
Old guy: *yelling* YOUR GETTING DOG-WALKED!
by Boi_person May 21, 2016
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dog walking

having sexual intercoure with a semi limp penis
Man we had sex so much,the last time we did i was dog walking her!
by Longone May 12, 2010
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dog walker

A person who is too much of a good listener and people automatically open up to them and cling to them like wet puppies. This is not the same thing as a baggage handler. Dog walker is a noble title that is only carried, if even unintentionally, by truly trustworthy individuals.
My boyfriend doesn't have side bitches, he's just a really good dog walker.
by Unicorn Hurl September 1, 2017
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dog walkers handwarmer

After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !
My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.
by AndyAndyAndy January 23, 2018
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dog walker

A small joint, the right size to have a quick smoke while walking your dog. Sometimes made by rolling with two filters and then removing one of them.
"How much weed do you have left?"
"Just a tiny bit, but enough for a dog walker".
by reltihfloda August 20, 2024
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Walking the dead dog

When you release a rancid fart and walk away; the stench follows you like walking a dog. A dead dog.
"My god, it smells dangerous over there"
"Hehe yeah, Matt was just walking the dead dog."
by Fugazziboi September 9, 2014
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