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dissonance

That sudden feeling of 'ick' when you take a sip of tea but you thought it was going to be Coke. It's not that you dislike tea you just thought it would be Coke.
Bill: How was your date?
Bixby: I thought only blondes were that ditzy.
Bill: Fight Dissonance, man! It messes with all of us.
by MonaBSU September 29, 2009
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cognitive dissonance

Cognitive Dissonance States that contradicting cognitions serve as a driving force that compels the mind to acquire or invent new thoughts or beliefs, or to modify existing beliefs, so as to reduce the amount of dissonance (conflict) between cognitions.
You do a boring job, but is paid $30/hour, so you say that is a nice and interesting job....'well, it is not cognitive dissonance, I think is a great new job!!'

You are deciding about two movies, your girlfriend wants to see the most boring one so after the cinema, you think it was a good movie and cool after all.
by David Mendoza November 9, 2006
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dissension

he tolerated a little dissension
by ZuiCide May 17, 2014
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cognitive dissonance

Knowing you made the wrong choice but are too stubborn to correct yourself and therefore deny it by saying everyone else made the wrong choice.
PS3 fanboy: PS3 KICKS 360'S ASS ANYDAY.

Xbox fanboy: Uhhh...Okay. Cognitive dissonance. I'll just go back to playing Halo 3.
by hobolikker May 27, 2009
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Cognitive dissonance

Reading/listening to classical media (newspapers/radio/tv news channels) vs having your world view determined by reading different bloggers' online garbage.
Caveat emptor!The rapid and uncontrolled mushrooming of social media has created an atmosphere of cognitive dissonance.
by Sexydimma May 1, 2021
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dissendium

1. A place for the elderly and insane

2. A place where people of the "I love Rupie", "Dan is soooooo fit" variety are tortured by any method involving a pepperoni.

3. The only place on the internet where Severus will put on a floor show for your birthday.

4. A place where Toblerone's flow a-plenty.
Guest: Dan is soooo fit and he's a really good actor, I think I will marry him one day...
Member: See this pepperoni....?
by NettyMoss January 14, 2005
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dissendium

1) A place where haddocks are a common hazard.

2) A place inhabited by insane, but charming, people.
"I thought my life was rubbish, until I found Dissendium."
by Phil January 27, 2005
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